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um siefer from ff8? I ask you, where is the love????!!!!
Totally Snake.
...I'm not gay.
O_O
Welcome to Destructoid, I love uh.... wtf is wrong with you people?
Oh, and welcome, didn't realize that this is your first post so don't suck! Have a good time.
(I still say that Snake is manly...not gay!)
snake is a bit too gruff for my tastes. and seifer looks like a neo-nazi...
yeah but that scar is bad ass, and that bit in the opening intro where he does that 'get over here' thing with that smirk, Z.O.M.G
haha, also welcome!
I think I ilke you.
When will women realize that girly looking pretty boys will never provide the primal satisfaction that a beastly testosterone driven fuck machine of a man can?
You're picture next to the big daddy makes me laugh, good work!
@youkilledmyguy
There's a place where they do. I believe it's called Utopia ;)
After poking around your link on the sidebar I feel confident in bestowing you with
Welcome!
Welcome <333
sorry, realized some time ago that a lot of beastly testosterone fuck machine types usually have small penises so they needed to appease their egos and overcompensate with their aggro-testosterone-ness.
I'm usually confident in my sexuality but sometimes....friggin Dante....
Such a badass you're right
You were at GDC!? Win!! You should have come to the awesome Dtoid NARP at Dyson's humble abode. Also, I can't believe you left out Link. He is sooo dreamy. *siiigh*
@superflossy
You cannot be a fuck machine and have a small penis.
travis touchdown probably has a square schlong.
also, welcome.
Superflossy... I dunno, I kind of like my men so incredibly jam-packed with masculinity that their beards and cop hats are... uh... I've said too much...
Never been into the Dante types, though. My type of men: the entire cast of Final Fight. Except for Guy and the transvestite.
I was totally next to that Big Daddy statue at PAX, too.
Oh, I almost forgot. If you want to have your eyes raped, check out the moob thread on the forum.
Some things cannot be unseen.
And with a recommendation like that, how can you not? :D
P.S. Note the epic shoop job by Banj on the first page.
Like pretty boys, eh?
Snake is a man's man. If I were gay, he'd totally be my type.
WTF? Personally, if I were a gay man, I'd go for Drake, from Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. He's a real charmer. Just saying.....
Either way though, this is fucking strange.
Welcome to Dtoid.
What about Gordon Freeman?!?!?!
I mean, he is the silent guy, smart (theoretical physics and stuff PhD), silent but deadly he is the leader of the human resistance in the struggle for the survival of the human race. Every chick should dig him... Iam a straight guy and I like him.
He kills both aliens and humans with EVERYTHING, from a crowbar to a gravity gun... he would be like Chuck Norris if he could kill using his glasses.
Really, I mean, come on: get your priorities right.
Also, nice how a female starts cblogging and her first post is sex related. Didn't see that coming.
I'm always surprised to find out that women can be perverts too. Somehow I always imagine sex to be a hassle to them, like taking down recycling or doing laundry.
BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T TALK ABOUT SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE WOMENNNN
dude youkilledmyguy you are generic piece of shit and i can sense the extra chromosome in you, kill yourself
@youkilledmyguy
whoa dude you need to get laid or something. people who are overly bitter like you are totally laym.
Welcome aboard.
Read your reviews. Liked that you liked Zach & Wiki.
Welcome and don't click on the ghosts link, my shiny whiteness will kill your eyes.
@Geoff
...
@superflossy
If I wanted to get laid I'd go have sex. However I've never "needed" to get laid, I've never had a compulsive need to stick my cock in something. I'm not overly bitter, I'm bitter just enough to be annoyed when a female comes along to a video game based website and her introduction to the community involves her talking about her wet dreams, knowing full well that it's simply a tactic to get lonely internet men to read their blog (see Geoff). It annoys me because I'd be you'd be one of the first people to demand that you be treated just like "any other gamer" and your sex not be made an issue, while you'll use your sex to gain the favor and attention of people. You can't have your cake and eat it too. You're either a shriveled spinster who is so sexually isolated that you have wet dreams about characters in video games or your just another attention whore (which we have all seen too many of here) capitalizing on the fact that you might have a cunt.
Any of the Big Daddies from Bioshock.
yep.
Heather from Silent Hill 3.
Also, your bright pink is blindingly annoying...
i'm sure you'd feel differently if i were a guy talking about hot chicks. thanks for being a total killjoy douche, youkilledmyguy. and seriously, if you were smart you would have just ignored my post...
@superflossy
If you were a guy talking about how hot cartoons are I'd make fun of you. You are right, although you should extend it. If everyone were smart they would have ignored it.
purple is annoying too.
Stop using highlighter colors.
Welcome! :)
...
sorry, realized some time ago that a lot of beastly testosterone fuck machine types usually have small penises so they needed to appease their egos and overcompensate with their aggro-testosterone-ness.
And yet you like Dante? :p
Also, how can you mention those guys and not give a nod to Frank West:
Seriously... hot. ^_^
Don't listen to Sadie. She's the resident bitch around these parts.
You're fine, superflossy. Be who you are, talk about all the hot cartoon characters you want... just another facet of the beautiful cultural diaspora here. Nice to meet you.
Sadie G, Big Daddy, really? Huh...
youkilledmyguy - seriously, stop being a dick. At least her post is sort of gaming related unlike half the stupid bitches on this site.
lol, welcome and be careful about what you post
No "Why penis why" makes this list bad:
@Sadie
Alright. You're right about the stupid bitches thing.
Watch in awe the D*toid C-blogs slow and painful metamorphosis into...4chan.
also, /b/.
best first post ever
also, i am a hot boy
The E-Drama level seems to be high tonight, please return to your respective corners. It's Easter, let's celebrate.
Don't mess with Sadie, she will shoot you in the face. Also the big daddy thing scares me.
PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS! HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS
Raptor Jesus has a pimp MySpace.
god i joined this on post 7, wtf happened guys?!