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This is my first post, so let's just cut any pretense and start with a subject that's personal and incredibly shallow: HOT BOYS
Since I finished playing Devil May Cry 4, I've been having dreams about Dante: me and Dante killing snake monsters together, me and Dante going to the shooting range together, me and Dante... uh.... yeah. It just made think about the other hot guys in my recent gaming that I've been obsessed with. 
1) Leon from Resident Evil 4 Leon's not so much an incredible badass like Dante. But he makes up for it in sheer coolness. He looks like a late 70s David Bowie, my favorite DB era. Subterraneans era. That and he's a totally sweet guy, looking after that annoying little Ashley. I really just like him in RE4, didn't dig his police outfit from the earlier one. 2) Dante What a badass. Love badasses. And the hair. Almost beats out James Spader from Pretty in Pink for best hair evar. And who else could kill a bunch of people while eating a pizza? Plus, he's half demon. Just think of the amazing things he could do in bed. Freaky!!! 3) Travis from No More Heroes So who cares if he lives in a hotel, collects manga figures and humps his lucha libre pillow? That actually turns me on. But really, Travis is the perfect boy for me. He loves kitties, shops on eBay, has an amazing t-shirt collection that I would totally steal from, and he's got a killer smirk. I'll take a smartass over a badass anyday. 
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
...I'm not gay.
(I still say that Snake is manly...not gay!)
haha, also welcome!
There's a place where they do. I believe it's called Utopia ;)
After poking around your link on the sidebar I feel confident in bestowing you with
Welcome!
Such a badass you're right
You cannot be a fuck machine and have a small penis.
also, welcome.
Never been into the Dante types, though. My type of men: the entire cast of Final Fight. Except for Guy and the transvestite.
Some things cannot be unseen.
And with a recommendation like that, how can you not? :D
P.S. Note the epic shoop job by Banj on the first page.
Snake is a man's man. If I were gay, he'd totally be my type.
Either way though, this is fucking strange.
Welcome to Dtoid.
I mean, he is the silent guy, smart (theoretical physics and stuff PhD), silent but deadly he is the leader of the human resistance in the struggle for the survival of the human race. Every chick should dig him... Iam a straight guy and I like him.
He kills both aliens and humans with EVERYTHING, from a crowbar to a gravity gun... he would be like Chuck Norris if he could kill using his glasses.
Really, I mean, come on: get your priorities right.
dude youkilledmyguy you are generic piece of shit and i can sense the extra chromosome in you, kill yourself
whoa dude you need to get laid or something. people who are overly bitter like you are totally laym.
Read your reviews. Liked that you liked Zach & Wiki.
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@superflossy
If I wanted to get laid I'd go have sex. However I've never "needed" to get laid, I've never had a compulsive need to stick my cock in something. I'm not overly bitter, I'm bitter just enough to be annoyed when a female comes along to a video game based website and her introduction to the community involves her talking about her wet dreams, knowing full well that it's simply a tactic to get lonely internet men to read their blog (see Geoff). It annoys me because I'd be you'd be one of the first people to demand that you be treated just like "any other gamer" and your sex not be made an issue, while you'll use your sex to gain the favor and attention of people. You can't have your cake and eat it too. You're either a shriveled spinster who is so sexually isolated that you have wet dreams about characters in video games or your just another attention whore (which we have all seen too many of here) capitalizing on the fact that you might have a cunt.
yep.
If you were a guy talking about how hot cartoons are I'd make fun of you. You are right, although you should extend it. If everyone were smart they would have ignored it.
Stop using highlighter colors.
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sorry, realized some time ago that a lot of beastly testosterone fuck machine types usually have small penises so they needed to appease their egos and overcompensate with their aggro-testosterone-ness.
And yet you like Dante? :p
Also, how can you mention those guys and not give a nod to Frank West:
Seriously... hot. ^_^
Sadie G, Big Daddy, really? Huh...
Alright. You're right about the stupid bitches thing.
also, /b/.
also, i am a hot boy