Without further ado, here are the nominees for Superflossy's First VGA Developer Fashion Awards!

Runners-up:

Will Wright


First off, Will, your skin looks absolutely FAB, what's your secret? Is it $200 bottles of La Mer skin moisturizer? Do tell! Anyway, you deserve some type of an award for effort, because you totally look like you tried. I like the whole dress-up-dark-jeans-with-a-blazer look, but come on, leather? The last time I saw anyone in a leather blazer was on a rerun of Saturday Night Fever on TBS.


Alex Evans, of Media Molecule


Alex, I'm totes confused, what look are you going for here? Unemployed hipster at first job interview? Model for Salvation Army's Bargain Bin? Perhaps if you had gone with a flat front chino, you could have pulled together the English professor look, since it's those pinstripe pants are just throwing everything off, honey! But maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit, I totally get how maybe this is a way to pay homage to Little Big Planet because it's all about customization, but you're just not in the fashion big leagues to convey that concept sartorially.


Tim Schafer


Nevermind the fact that poor Tim here looks like he just rolled out of an all-nighter at the office and forgot that he was going to an awards show instead of a quick trip to 7-Eleven for slurpees, or that stonewashed jeans are like, not even in production anymore because they are soooo 90s, or that it looks like he hasn't washed his hair in 2 weeks, but HOLY SHIT does that man know how to accessorize!!! Take note boys and girls, having Rob Halford by your side makes you look amazing no matter what schlubby outfit you are wearing.


And the winner is...


Hideo Kojima


Kojima-san keeps it interesting with a tailored black velvet blazer over a crisp white shirt buttoned to the top. Added to the dark denim with tasteful indigo wash and you've got the perfect VGA ensemble. Simple, yet refined. Not too dressy, but definitely classy all the way. Congratulations Kojima-san!


To those developers who didn't win or weren't nominated, please remember that if you ever need a stylist or image consultant, don't hesitate to contact me. Just because most people in your industry dress like total fugs, doesn't mean you have to!