Quantcast
Destructoid - superflossy's Community Blog




About Me



MY IDOL:

ALSO, BALE:



Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag:
Following (55)
AngelsDontBurn
Ashley Davis
atheistium
BFeld13
casualweaponry
Chad Concelmo
Colette Bennett
Conrad Zimmerman
CountingConflict
deiga-the-semivaliant
Discarded Couch Sandwich
DJDuffy
DtoidNewYork
Dyson
Electro Lemon
Elsa
galagabug
GamingGoddess
Geraldo Beedog
GrumpyTurtle
GuitarAtomik
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hollie Bennett
Joanna Mueller
keener
Lenore Coffee
Liz Alexander
LostCrichton
MaxVest
MechaMonkey
Mikey
MrSadistic
Nick Chester
Niero
nintendoll
perri
Phist
power-glove
riomccarthy
Riser Glen
Sadie G
Samit Sarkar
Sharpless
Shin Oni
Skribble
Surf314
The Incredible Edible Egg
The Pax Dtoid Meetup Group
Tiff
Tino
Togail
Topher Cantler
wardrox
Y0j1mb0
Zen Albatross
opoona...meh
superflossy | 11:03 PM on 03.24.2008 17 comments


so i got a copy of opoona early and i've been playing it the past couple days. i'm sorry to say that it's not the rpg for wii that you've been waiting for. it's like, an rpg for people who have never played rpgs. like for people in nursing homes who play wiis. or, 8 year olds.

okay maybe that was a little harsh. but really, i've been giving it a chance and it's just way too simplistic. you only have to use the wii nunchuck to control everything: attacks, items, menus, etc. the wiimote just sits there, you do nothing with it. i literally got so bored at one point i decided to lay down with a bag of cheetos on my stomach and play half-assedly from a naptime position. and then i turned my head the other way and didn't even look at the screen during a battle, just kept flicking the nunchuck analog stick and lo and behold, i still won the battle.

i dunno, maybe if i stick with a bit longer, it'll get better....? although i'm pretty pessimistic at this point...



Attached photos:

Photo

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

17 comments | showing # 1 to 17
prev next

MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:09
MrSadistic
Sounds like game of the damn year, if I'm able to still play it while laying down and eating a bag of Cheetos. Except, replace Cheetos with Cool Ranch Doritos, because I'm pimp like that.
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:10
sevink
After all those big crazy exercise games for the Wii, we need a boring sleep game. Nice photo me like.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:27
Y0j1mb0
That's too bad for the Wii. Thanks for the heads up.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:33
The GHost
That's too bad to hear, can't say I'm super surprised though. Clearly they're targeting the stereotypical Wii crowd of "casual" gamers with this one.

At least it's not a minigame collection, right? :D
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:37
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I didn't really have high hopes.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:38
Gen Eric Gui
To be honest, most RPG's nowadays can be beaten without looking at the screen. I actually fell asleep playing FFXII and woke up in the post-boss fight dialogue sequence for the dungeon I was in.

What's the rest of the game like? Really, all you told us was that it's easy.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:51
superflossy
when you're not battling, you're just constantly going up and down so many fucking elevators trying to get to around an awkwardly designed map....
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 00:00
kawitchate
"when you're not battling, you're just constantly going up and down so many fucking elevators trying to get to around an awkwardly designed map...."

Mass Effect? lol

ok, the levels weren't awkwardly designed, moreso just not designed at all (there were, i think, 4 layouts for 15+ side missions)
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 00:11
Victor Stillwater
Damn. I was hoping Opoona woth be a good game. Guess I'll have to wait for Baroque instead.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 00:30
GuitarAtomik
It's weird. This game was sort of being hyped as a big Wii title for gamers by the press but now I'm only hearing bad stuff about it. Sad indeed though I was never really interested in it.
J4RMZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 01:22
J4RMZ
I was kinda holding out hope for this one. that sux. Is there anything in there even worth a place on my gamefly que?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 03:19
Aziel13
Its a BIG Daddy and it has a purse XD
oh man
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 08:50
Nessie
Aw :( Thats lame.
Tug Your God Out's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 13:54
Tug Your God Out
Mine's already in the mail on its inevitable course to my door step. Hmm.

Oh well, if its bad gives me more excuse to force myself into Crisis Core.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:21
atheistium
uhh game sounds fail :/ But then.. it's on the wii.. it only adds to the damage.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 15:42
mistic
damn I really thought this might be cool... too bad it isn't :-(
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 10:13
Surf314
That picture is awesome. I was going to buy it thanks for saving me the disappointment by getting disappointed for me.
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!