Attention Destructoid! Here is your chance to win a limited edition Metal Gear Solid collaboration t-shirt from Uniqlo. This is one of only three designs sold at the NYC Uniqlo store. I bought it at the Hideo Kojima signing yesterday for the sole purpose of giving it away to one of you lucky bastards.

The shirt is a size SMALL. So it will probably only fit you ladies, skinny dudes or midgets. It measures 17.5 inches across the chest. It is LIGHT BLUE.

CONTEST RULES:

1) Write a short piece of Metal Gear Solid fan fiction at least 500 words in length.
Feel free to involve characters from other series, and even movies, tv, real life, etc.
TIP #1: There is a greater chance of winning if it's slash fiction, because that's just how I roll.
TIP #2: If you involve either Bale or monkeys, I will probably like it more.

2) Entries should be submitted to me by midnight on Friday, June 20th.
Send by personal message or commenting in this post. I will read the entries over the weekend, pick my fav and announce a winner on Monday June 23rd!