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Why video games will be banned forever.
superezekiel | 11:27 AM on 02.23.2009 8 comments


When you're sitting in your bean bag, playing some Viva Pinata after a rousing session of bible reading (Over 100 pages in one sitting! Your priest has GOTTA hear this!) you may stop and ask yourself, "Why do so many people want video games banned?"

With so many outlets and so many bigger problems out there, it can be a little confusing to the naïve and home schooled as to why video games are such a big target. When acts of violence and cruelty are questionably linked to video games without so much as a piece of plastic in the culprits own home, it can be a bit odd to be sure.

But for those without the capacity for higher learning or the simple comprehension of human stupidity and ignorance, we have comics. Comics, with a message.


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And with one, quick breeze. One quick sigh of God's voice, all is explained, and the future is made clear.

If we don't want video games banned forever, we all need to flip out and fucking shoot people.



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Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:51
Tomasz
I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at in your blog, but the Boondocks comic is funny. I don't really see what being homeschooled or religious has to do with videogames bannage.

Basically, it's not that parents are looking for someone to "go after", it's that they're looking for someone to blame for their childs failures and their own inadequacy as parents.
superezekiel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:17
superezekiel
Not that this wasn't a joke blog or anything.
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:53
Tomasz
I know. Sarcasm and satire can still be used to convey a message of some kind; I just couldn't find the message. Sorry, I thought you were trying to get at something.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:56
Zombutler
I am so confused right now.
kavorka's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 13:07
kavorka
Very succinct. I like it. Boondocks is great, too.

Don't forget, that the NRA and other second amendment advocacy groups have their hands in the conservative cookie-jar. Jack Thompson and the like wouldn't dare go after their own people. Guns don't kill people, but clearly, video games do. Somehow.
superezekiel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 13:21
superezekiel
@Kavorka, I put shards of GTAIV in my shotgun the other day, went grocery shopping with it and when I accidentally misfired at the register clerk, wouldn't you fucking believe it, GTA IV killed her.

Fucking motherfucking video games.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:19
Monodi
That was so full of win. Also, hello old blog
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