So, except for The Witcher I don't even remember sex in any games. At least not sex that took itself serious enough to show some knockers. Lots of games faded to black, I guess. That was well boring but at least there wasn't any room for awkwardness.

Let's focus on BioWare though. Namely Mass Effect and Dragon Age. How do their sex scenes even get into the final game? Surely somewhere along the dev cycle at least some QA slave must notice that what it actually represents is what sex would look like if it was comically reenacted by aliens that have been watching earth for a sodding week.


I'd be fine with it if they'd put the same work into the facial animations(*) they put in when a character is acting out of badassery and win. They're good at that! What would be the sexual equivalent of Shepard throwing that dude out the window? I'm going with roofies and duct tape.

Actually, the ability to have sex either Paragon or Renegade style would be pretty amazing.

RENEGADESTYLE
Totally going to be a thing. Let's make this a thing. Guys?




* Haha, facial animations. I kill me.