I want an Aeris-shaped wedding cake, because cutting it would be the greatest moment of my life (even better than the actual wedding).
Pendelton, you would only get to stab it once through the back though, and then drop the whole thing into a lake.
For retro, probably a mario kart track.
For modern, a sentry. I would pay someone to dress as A spy and sap my cake. I would then shout "SPY SAPPIN MAH WEDDIN CAKE", and hit him in the head with a Crit wrench.
I would then dance on his corpse. Best wedding ever! :D
For modern, a sentry. I would pay someone to dress as A spy and sap my cake. I would then shout "SPY SAPPIN MAH WEDDIN CAKE", and hit him in the head with a Crit wrench.
I would then dance on his corpse. Best wedding ever! :D

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