I am not a fan of fighting games. In fact the only fond memory I can even recall connected to something in the fighting genre is that big jugged chick from Killer Instinct who kills people by flashing her hoonanners.

So the question now is, why in heavens name did I agree to write a guide of Tekken 6? Well, the money of course. I just started receiving student loan bills and I could use a nice check from IGN to help pad this
month's losses. That said, good God do I despise this game!



I'm writing up the scenario campaign, and for the most part it's pretty easy. You walk around, pound stuff to death, fight a boss or two, lather, rinse, repeat.

Well, I recently reached a later level boss and to be succinct, she is owning my ass. I am not a very skilled player to begin with when it comes to this genre. Combos defy me like my like gravity that one time I tried to ride my bike up a tree when I six. If I do execute one it is by mistake, little more than a happenstance piece of luck. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to learn how to play a fighting game.

Let me leave you with just a few quotes my wife recorded while trying to beat this particular boss over the past hour. Please note that I rarely talk this way, generally only video games can drive me to such profanity.

"Will you just leave me the fuck alone while I go kill all your friends?"

"Die, you dumb bitch! Stupid whore!"

"AH SHIT! I just wasted all my chickens!"





(Resident Evil 2 hit the PSN today! Woo hoo!)