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Favorite games list type thing:

NES
1. Mega Man 2
2. Duck Tales
3. Legend of Zelda II

SNES
1. Secret of Mana
2. Final Fantasy 6
3. Yoshi's Island

N64
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Goldeneye
3. Shadows of the Empire

GameCube
1. Tales of Symphonia
2. Wind Waker
3. MGS: Twin Snakes

Wii
1. Mega Man 9
2. Tales of Symphonia II
3. No More Heroes

PS1
1. Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
2. Final Fantasy 7
3. Tales of Destiny (Eternia) II

PS2
1. Rogue Galaxy
2. MGS: Snake Eater
3. Final Fantasy 10

XBOX
1. KOTOR 1
2. KOTOR 2
3. Morrowind

XBOX 360
1. Lost Odyssey
2. Mass Effect
3. Bioshock

Currently playing: Borderlands, Magna Carta II, Fable II, and Bioshock.

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My Client: Bowser
stevenxonward \| 3:07 PM on 07.11.2011	6 comments

Wow! It's been a hot minute since I last did one of these things. I think it was Anonymouse who suggested (over a year and a half ago) that I do one of these for Bowser. I set to it almost immediately, and then abandoned it not long after. Being dryly funny IRL is easy -- not so much on the interwebz. So I've come back with a new motion, albeit a pretty brief one. I had intended to file for Bowser this Motion to Dismiss on the grounds of Diplomatic Immunity, but I couldn't figure out where to go from there -- hence the year-and-a-half delay. I gave it one more shot and decided to enter a bit of my own commentary for the second cause. Doubtless, some of you will disagree with my grounds for dismissal, and the comments section is where you'll need to hand down your judgment. Hope you like it.

Previous motions filed:
My Client: Sephiroth
My Client: Dr. Wily

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6 comments | showing # 1 to 6

Handy

Oh I remember these.

Still funny!

knutaf

120 counts of theft - LOVE IT

However, I think maybe the prosecution could argue that the kidnapping and thefts are acts of war. How well would your claim of diplomacy hold up there?

Are you a lawyer? Do you actually know how to write these crazy things from scratch? I love Times New Roman.

Elsa

adorable!

Wolfy-Boey

I fucking love it.

NeuroChems

Brilliant! I'd like to read some Dark Land case law to see what the precedent is for this sort of case

stevenxonward

@Handy - I'm glad someone remembers them. I was beginning to feel well-forgotten.
@knutaf - That's correct, only because Princess Toadstool is also a head of state. Still, part of being playing Defense Counsel involves a bit of pissing in the wind for our client's sake. I am not yet a lawyer -- only a paralegal of some 8 years and a criminal justice major still mucking around my junior year in university. I thought college was supposed to take 4 years?!
@Elsa - :D
@Wolfy-Boey - Thanks! I may make some more soon.
@NeuroChems - I never thought of citing precedents -- a brilliant idea! I may do that next time.

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