"Hey, you know that game you put fifty hours into when you had to sit in front of a TV?"
"Yea."
"Well, guess what, it's for the PSP now, you know that thing over there collecting dust? Well now it's portable, so you can grind through stages repeatedly while taking a dump."
"Oh well, it's not like I really liked free time anyway."
and scene.
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