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That shirt is fucking awesome. I lol'd. Well done.
This Katamari needs to be brotastic. You start out at the gym rolling up soul patches, moving onto steroids, jock straps, dumb bells, etc. Eventually you make your way outside rolling up dudes playing acoustic guitars in the park, moving onto jeeps and jet skis. Finally you roll up all the college bars in town.
This katamari needs to be affordable to poor college students. Start by rolling up loose change in the couch, cigarette butts, hackysack?, then ramen, ravioli, spaghetti-o's, plastic utensils, paper plates/cups, cheap beer, dirty laundry(to wear again), smelly laundry(to not wear again), generation behind gaming console, and lastly, the handed down furniture(cigarette burns/food stains optional).
This Katamari needs to be penistastic. You start on a penis then you roll up more penises then you get on a bigger penis to roll up more penises. After you have rolled up the bigger penis you move onto a another bigger penis which you have to roll up eventually you run out of penises.
This Katamari needs to be animu. You start out as Tetsuo, and have to roll up endless amounts of animu related things. Starting with soot sprites and Hamtaro's, then growing and growing until you can finally roll up the galaxy sized Gurenn Lagann in the end.
This Katamari needs to be guntastic. You start out on a paper tube and roll up various kinds of projectile based weaponry from potato guns/cannons, to paintball guns, 9mm handguns, and then all the way up to weapons like assault rifles with grenade attachments, RPGs, etc. As the defining goal you must roll up all the world's armies in order to create the ultimate katamari superweapon.
Katamari needs to be Funktastic. Your Katamari starts out as a disco ball and rolls up all that is funky, from smelly socks to dudes with Afros. Other items would include bass and electric guitars, monkeys, lava lamp stereos, concert lighting, and possibly George Clinton.
Another possibility: Katamari needs to be groovy. Roll up flowers, peace signs, acoustic guitars, people in love, and dirty hippies. Katamari must be must be environmentally friendly, so watch out for animals and trees.
I really, really want a shirt ;_;
This Katamari needs to be Emo. You start out rolling up razor blades, tubes of eyeliner and Cure Cd's then progress to black t-shirts, invader zim toys, and hair gel. By the end of the level you have rolled up all of hot topic and hordes of angsty teens with spikey hair that just stick to the katamari looking depressed. Also, as an added feature, the prince has to roll quickly because if his emo meter fills up all the way he becomes too depressed and has to cry for a few mins.
That shirt is awsome and you are awsome by wearing it.
This Katamari needs to be pretentious. You start out in the middle of a film interpretation class, rolling up literature on the meaning of dreams. Eventually you start to roll up Prada bags and Gucci sunglasses, getting bigger so you can roll up Art and Theatre majors, getting even larger until you realize you are at a private college rolling up various coffee shops and free form poets, until finally you begin to roll up all the ivy league colleges.
The shirt you designed would be in the the Bad Ass level, cuz its bad ass. ; ) Do want!