Because they helped get me a PS3 in return for nothing but hours of essaying on Silent Hill 2, which is the kind of thing I spend most of my free time doing anyway.



When this package arrived, I came. I came so hard that it required several buckets to clear out the great mounds of semen which forcefully ejected out of my pants. I am now up to date on videogames, and I feel great that I get to enjoy the variety of titles that are now available for the PS3. So, this post was mostly just to glorify this moment and remind everyone that mracles can happen. I now want to get a true surround sound setup in my living room so I can fully enjoy the PS3's incredible audio processing, and from what I've read developers on the PS3 are taking full advantage of its' capabilities.

I'll leave this with a quick rundown of the debilitating gaming I've engaged in for the last two weeks.

Fallout 3- Loved the originals, this one is like them with more violencegasms.

Portal- HOLY FUCK! Better than having eight hundred orgasms.

Skate.- It's so smooth and realistic that my semen managed to clog the wheels on the skateboard.

Critter Crunch - I came rainbows.

Half-Life 2 - pretty good, it's got guns I think.

Fat Princess- was alright until the experienced online players started jerking off on my dead body.

Playstation Home- may be more pointless than drinking horse semen.