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smurfee mcgee avatar 12:33 AM on 05.04.2014
Weekend Warriors: Wanking


Did you know it's National Masturbation Month? It's clear that there are plenty of wankers around Destructoid and its community, so I felt it appropriate to highlight this most joyous of occasions. "Fapping" used to be a common practice around here, but I don't see it much these days.  Whatever onomatopoeia you use, masturbation is a worldwide practice that deserves some celebration.

The organizers of National Masturbation Day have stressed the health benefits of masturbation citing examples such as stress management, healthier pelvic muscles, secretion of endorphins, decrease in chances of prostatitis among men, decrease in candidiasis among women, cardiovascular exercise and safe sex. It's science, people. Turn that valve.

Love yourself. (Even if you don't masturbate, for any reason.)


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A combination of the past weekend endeavors, which were both seperate, Weekend Warriors is for all the folks who are busy doing things during the week. Jobs and kids and IRL interaction (blech) and stuff. It's basically FNF with a wider time range. Join us!

Got something you want to host? Post it here, or here and we'll get it included. Just let us know:

-Day Saturday or Sunday
-Game
-Time (EST works)
-Your gamertag/PSNID/NNID/Friend code/SteamID
And voila! You're good to go.
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Weekend Schedule:


3DS

Game: Mario Golf: World Tour

Day/Time: Anytime, Sat. and Sun.
Friend Code: 0705-4090-6144
Twitter: @MikeMcPhil
The best way to get in touch with Phil is the tweets.


Any hosts? Let me know and I'll add it!



--smurfee mcgee

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