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Guess what? I like games.
Yes. So do you, if you're reading this.
Gamertag: smurfee mcgee --add me.
PSN: smurfee_mcgee --add me why not
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Married to PhilKenSebben. We'll see for how long.

Games I'm currently playing:
-The Wonderful 101
-Metal Gear Solid
-Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-XCOM: Enemy Unknown
-Xenoblade

Systems I own:
Nintendo Wii U
Nintendo Wii
Xbox 360
PS3
PSP
Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS
Playstation Vita
Nintendo 3DSXL
I've owned a lot, but sadly I didn't keep them. I also, up until 2007, had a PS2, but it DIED.
I just recently got an N64 again. Starting again from scratch.

Stuff I like:
anything that's fun, honestly. If it looks fun, I'll give it a go. I'm not biased towards one game type.
couple of favs:
MOST things Mario [read: Mario's Missing]
Bioshock
the Mega Man series.
Virtua Fighter
VS games
Mariokart
Tetris
the Burnout series
Conker's Bad Fur Day [awesome]
Banjo-Kazooie
Some monster truck game of which I can't remember the name
Ranbow Six series
Resident evil
Fallout
So much. I won't post em' all, but so many.
A lot of retro-ish stuff, too.
ETERNAL DARKNESS-one of my favorite games. period.

I loved alot of my 64 games; wish I woulda kept em'
Actually, I should have kept a lot of my stuff. but I didn't.

I'm a big advocate for multiplayer; whether split-screen or otherwise. Even some sucky games can be fun with a friend.
I lost a big chunk of my game archives in 2005, but I'm too poor to completely rebuild it. Instead I just pick em' up on the cheap whenever I get the chance.

I'm a big arcade guy. I love em', and I wish they weren't disappearing.
Hopefully they won't.

Fun is fun.

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According to Urban Dictionary:

Kellen
The nicest best people you will ever meet are Kellens. There are completely hilarious on the outside and the inside, but hide a sensitive loving nature. Kellens love sports and their friends and family. They may seem a little strange at first, but are really cool actually. If you are dating a Kellen, you are super lucky. Kellens have really soft faces with exciting eyes.

Girl 1: look its Kellen!

Girl 2: he is so funny

Girl 3: his girlfriend is so lucky


Kellen
A guy who tries hard in everything he does, once he finds his motivation. Hard worker, and doesn't give up easily. Stubborn, but in a positive way. Strong physically and mentally. Loves sports, friends, and family. Not a big fan of school. Constantly underestimated, and loves challenges. Loves to make friends, but is normally quiet around new faces. Has a sensitive side that not many get to see. Blessed with loving friends, and a supportive family. Doesn't always get what he wants, but learns that he doesn't always need it to be happy. Learns from his mistakes, and takes life day by day. Doesn't need much to be content. Lives in the moment.

Kellen


Kellen
A sexy guitar geek.
He's a Kellen. That's hot.


You know, there's some scarily accurate stuff in here. I'd like to think that part about seeming strange but being cool is right...


Kellen
The name of the last crowned prince of Ireland. It's obviously not a fucking girls name. Kellens are awesome. If you know one, give them lots of money and free gifts and shit.

Man: "Oh dude, is that Kellen?"

Man 2: "Yeah, he gets lots of babes."

Man: "Lets go give him some money."

Man 2: "For sure."





Kellen
N. guy who is awsome; he tells jokes no one understands but you have to laugh at them; loves kitty cats and the Kitty Kat Dance song

Adj. durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum

V. To wear hilarious shirts that normally relates to mustaches or family guy; to play final fantasy, eat ramen noodles

Other = political jokes are funny, knows famous people that no one has ever heard of

N. A short, stubby man who grew facial hair at a pre-mature age; has a sister who is unbelievably hot and sleeps in her nude on the couch when one has friends over (Im down with that)

N. Never gets in trouble at St Joes, but would subtly implement sexual references in questions he asks the teacher. <-oh boy I thought no one noticed that...

N. A long, dark haired adolescent who never sleeps but falls asleep while typing or playing video games.

N. a Rob Schneider impersonator

N. God

Kellen: So, John Hatheway walked into a bar and a hammer fell on him
Friends: *cant help but laugh*

Kellen: I was soooo close! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!
Guy: What Kellen? What happened!?
Kellen: My neighbor was SOOO CLOSE TO GETTING ME POT!

Cat...Im a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance...!

Wow...what did he say? It was funny, his name must be Kellen.

Me:"Guns dont kill people...people with mustaches do!"
Kellen: Erick...my shirt just made you admit that you kill people...





Kellen: Im so close to beating this dungeo-...oh! Noodles are done!

Kellen: So, John Kerry went into a bar after his botox job and the bartender says "Hey John, why the long chin?"

Little Johny: Mommy, some new kid at school has a mustache...why? We're only in the 3rd grade?
Mommy: well, Johnny, we dont go around point out people's premature tholical stimuli, so we will just call him Kellen.
Johnny: Ok mommy, thanks!

So, I was spending the night at Kellens house and it was around 2:00 am. I needed a drink so I went upstairs to get some water; I was trying to be quiet because his sister was sleeping on the couch, little did I know...she was wearing nothing. So, I hear a stirring behind me...I turn around and...well...just use your imagination.


The subject was not to have sex before marriage; Kellen's response "I love cheese cake and all, but not when it has been sitting on the shelf for 30 or so years"


Hey, Kellen, look whos in first place, I AM!...Kellen? You awake?
Kellen: *sitting up straight, snooring, but has the controller clasped in his hand*


Kellen's entry in his RPG topic on a forum:
"Link was walking down a long and dark *falls asleep in mid-sentence* ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

Kellen: Hey guys
Friends: Yeah?
Kellen: Rob Schneider is a durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum.
Friends: *couldnt help but uncontrollably laugh*

Wow...that guy can make pie appear at his finger tips...he is such a Kellen...

Kids! Time to go to church and pray to Kellen!


Kellen
A name meaning Warrior Woman, and is obviously a woman's name. WHY there are guys named Kellen is a mystery.
Kellen(male): [i]Dude, so I totally just worked out and beefed up!
other dude: nice man!
Girl: you do know that is a girls name, right?

...and the other definitions for Kellen on here- all for males.

Look- it can be either. Girl or guy or in between. Just saying.


Kellen
A girl thats weird and crazy and knows how to have fun. A kellen can be funny and knows how to party she has a lot of friends and is nice to everybody.
That is totally a Kellen


Well that was a good time. Thanks, Urban Dictionary! Thurban Dictionary! It's almost like the "10 things" blogs, but with much less work. Well, I have to correct the spelling myself...

I guess that's me! Funny things, these internetz.




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