Hello!

You're probably like me, you love videogames right? WRONG. It's all bullcrap and games are pointless. You might as well take up smoking and putting them out on small animals then lighting another to put out in your own eye then rub a lemon in it. Go outside, you pale malnourished bastards and try walking without waggle controls. It's not easy is it?

That said, I'm up for a game of street fighter if anyone want's to know what its like to win really easily.

I'm also in love with cheese, and the combination of cheese and videogames isn't great for my cholesterol according to my nutritionist. He should have known better to try and advise me on my diet, he can reflect on that while he's buried under my patio.

So blogs, eh. I've had one before, but i've never really thought my life was interesting enough to write about and then get other people to read about, but then one night while i was snorting coke form off the back of my cat Pete, i realised that i have a lot to say, mostly gibberish, but if i don't write it down somewhere i usually end up saying it out loud in inappropriate situations. It's embarassing getting kicked out of office meetings for threatening to shit on people's desks yo.

Anyways, i love videogames, and so do you. It's not wrong, its ok, and i'll psychic dragon punch you in the face if you disagree.

ttfn Internets.