You're probably like me, you love videogames right? WRONG. It's all bullcrap and games are pointless. You might as well take up smoking and putting them out on small animals then lighting another to put out in your own eye then rub a lemon in it. Go outside, you pale malnourished bastards and try walking without waggle controls. It's not easy is it?
That said, I'm up for a game of street fighter if anyone want's to know what its like to win really easily.
I'm also in love with cheese, and the combination of cheese and videogames isn't great for my cholesterol according to my nutritionist. He should have known better to try and advise me on my diet, he can reflect on that while he's buried under my patio.
So blogs, eh. I've had one before, but i've never really thought my life was interesting enough to write about and then get other people to read about, but then one night while i was snorting coke form off the back of my cat Pete, i realised that i have a lot to say, mostly gibberish, but if i don't write it down somewhere i usually end up saying it out loud in inappropriate situations. It's embarassing getting kicked out of office meetings for threatening to shit on people's desks yo.
Anyways, i love videogames, and so do you. It's not wrong, its ok, and i'll psychic dragon punch you in the face if you disagree.
... it's like portable cheese you can take outside! Yeah, I thought for sure that this was gonna be a PSP related blog! LOL!
(and I hate that commercial... of course cheese is portable, more portable than the PSP!)
... hmmm... and randomness to add to the randomnosity of your blog... my cat's name is Pedey... and he makes this Arrrrrr sound that sounds like he should be saying Arrrr Matey... so we call him Pedey the Pirate (and no, I'm not on drugs).
"A study by the British Cheese Board in 2005 to determine the effect of cheese upon sleep and dreaming discovered that, contrary to the idea that cheese commonly causes nightmares, the effect of cheese upon sleep was positive. The majority of the two hundred people tested over a fortnight claimed beneficial results from consuming cheeses before going to bed, the cheese promoting good sleep. Six cheeses were tested and the findings were that the dreams produced were specific to the type of cheese. Although the apparent effects were in some cases described as colorful and vivid, or cryptic, none of the cheeses tested were found to induce nightmares. However, the six cheeses were all British. The results might be entirely different if a wider range of cheeses were tested. Cheese contains tryptophan, an amino acid that has been found to relieve stress and induce sleep."
But what KIND of cheese? If you say anything but super/extra sharp cheddar, you're a pussy. I like to wrap some extra sharp around a Claussen pickle and nom it, fucking fabulous. Cheese FTW! MOAR CHEEZ BLAAAWGS!
the question of my favourite cheese has to be answered with Gorgonzola. nothing comes close peeps!
also PappaDukes, i be 27 years of age and i recently purchased a 56k modem. man the speeds that shit goes at blew my mind. i downloaded a mp3 from napster last night in 45 FUCKING MINUTES. can you believe that shit?
OK, bear with me on this one. Has anyone ever put a small piece of string cheese on a hot dog? It might sound weird, but it is insanely good. Toss some caramelized onions on top and DAMN. Tuck that shit into the bottom of the bun and embrace the happy.
@Kauza
I tried that once. I find string cheese to be too expensive nowadays, but I'll try it the next time I pick it up! I'm partial to chili-cheese-onion dogs myself, so I'll try and "xtreme-cheese" it up with the string stuff.
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I haven't heard "ttfn" since AIM/Emoticons first got popular when I was in Elementary School.
Welcome!
I like this.
... it's like portable cheese you can take outside! Yeah, I thought for sure that this was gonna be a PSP related blog! LOL!
(and I hate that commercial... of course cheese is portable, more portable than the PSP!)
... hmmm... and randomness to add to the randomnosity of your blog... my cat's name is Pedey... and he makes this Arrrrrr sound that sounds like he should be saying Arrrr Matey... so we call him Pedey the Pirate (and no, I'm not on drugs).
You're silly. Hiya!
It's all well and gouda to like both videogames and cheese. It shows you have a sense of. . . culture? <ba-dum-ching!>
Welcome!
"A study by the British Cheese Board in 2005 to determine the effect of cheese upon sleep and dreaming discovered that, contrary to the idea that cheese commonly causes nightmares, the effect of cheese upon sleep was positive. The majority of the two hundred people tested over a fortnight claimed beneficial results from consuming cheeses before going to bed, the cheese promoting good sleep. Six cheeses were tested and the findings were that the dreams produced were specific to the type of cheese. Although the apparent effects were in some cases described as colorful and vivid, or cryptic, none of the cheeses tested were found to induce nightmares. However, the six cheeses were all British. The results might be entirely different if a wider range of cheeses were tested. Cheese contains tryptophan, an amino acid that has been found to relieve stress and induce sleep."
ttfn!? Damn, you must be old. What baud is your modem clocking at? Mine's screaming at 14.4 bro.
But what KIND of cheese? If you say anything but super/extra sharp cheddar, you're a pussy. I like to wrap some extra sharp around a Claussen pickle and nom it, fucking fabulous. Cheese FTW! MOAR CHEEZ BLAAAWGS!
...oh yeah! Welcome, and such.
@Blasto
FUCK YES. Everything you just said with extra sharp cheddar. I eat shredded cheddar cheese out of the bag.
Pardon me, I was to understand there was cheese here? Possibly free cheese?
@ Mag
Fuckin' A man! Let's see...
1) Loves shitty PS2 action games: check
2) Likes Folk Metal : check
3) Is a sharp cheddar whore: check
...I think it's official, we need to make man-babies together. We can send the old ladies shopping, they'll never know. Mmm hmm.
*Pro Tip: shredded extra sharp on homemade tacos = OMFG!
@Blasto
"*Pro Tip: shredded extra sharp on homemade tacos = OMFG!"
I just did that the other day :D
Pro Tip 2: shredded extra sharp on frozen Tombstone pizzas that already have cheese on them post-bake= OMFG!
I came for the cheese, and now I'm leaving sad and hungry. WTF man!
the question of my favourite cheese has to be answered with Gorgonzola. nothing comes close peeps!
also PappaDukes, i be 27 years of age and i recently purchased a 56k modem. man the speeds that shit goes at blew my mind. i downloaded a mp3 from napster last night in 45 FUCKING MINUTES. can you believe that shit?
OK, bear with me on this one. Has anyone ever put a small piece of string cheese on a hot dog? It might sound weird, but it is insanely good. Toss some caramelized onions on top and DAMN. Tuck that shit into the bottom of the bun and embrace the happy.
@Kauza
I tried that once. I find string cheese to be too expensive nowadays, but I'll try it the next time I pick it up! I'm partial to chili-cheese-onion dogs myself, so I'll try and "xtreme-cheese" it up with the string stuff.
sting cheese? you Philistines.
i meant string.
Sting cheese isn't quite as good as The Police cheese IMO.
@ Smang
Gorgonzola? You're one of those cheese elitists aren't you, always trying to impress people with your eating of fancy cheeses. I'm appalled sir.
I'm a Havarti man.
@Blasto
no, its freaking delicious you bastard. Try melting it on bacon, then come back and try telling me about cheese.
Cheese-covered bacon? We can do that?