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Lend your prayers...
smackifilia | 3:54 PM on 11.11.2007 6 comments


Tis finals week at my school.(We're on the worthless quarter system) And of course the greatest week in videogaming so far this year happens to fall right at the same time. So far I have three programs to write this week(I've fallen behind) and 3 finals, and all the while I'm gonna have this:

and this:


within arms reach. This, my friends, is a serious test of my fortitude. Hopefully I can keep my stalwart attitude and my mindset resolute in this most trying of times. Your thoughts and prayers are greatly appreciated.

EDIT: Your boobies are also greatly appreciated

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Hellgate or Witcher?
smackifilia | 10:43 PM on 10.21.2007 5 comments


I've got enough cash for two games in the coming month. One of them is without a doubt going to be UR MR GAY. I'd give my middle nut if it came down to it to play that game. The other is going to be one of the two mentioned above. The Witcher so far seems the better single player game from what I can tell. It makes an attempt at a story and the weird combat system interests me. But fuck, Hellgate is from the same people who made Diablo. Which means multiplayer on it should rape damn near infinitely. Either way, I'm having a hard time deciding and judgment day is fast approaching, so I'm calling on the aid of the Dtoid community to help me decide.

Help me out here people

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Little Mac in Brawl bitches
smackifilia | 10:19 PM on 10.18.2007 11 comments


Yup its the truth and I'm fully bonered. Dayumn

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html

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The last blog of the night is called I'm Broken..I'm having a good [b]TIME[/b]!!!
smackifilia | 7:55 PM on 10.11.2007 4 comments


I've never had a blog before, I've never wanted a blog before, and I'm sure all of that shows. But I love Dtoid and I sure as hell love videogames, so I thought "why the hell not" and started one on here. And you know what?...this kicks ass. I like writing this shit and I like reading your shit; you nerds have stuff I want to hear to say. It's addictive and well worth the 10 minutes it cuts into my fap time. I know you all know this already, but I think once in a while somebody needs to say it and let everyone know that what they're doing rules so they too can take it in again. Anyway, I'm off into the corners of my mind to rock Tiffany Amber Thiessen's socks.

PS: Here's to hoping someone catches the not so subtle Pantera reference

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Impressions on a Radiohead
smackifilia | 5:43 PM on 10.10.2007 8 comments


So I finagled a copy of the new Radiohead album "In Rainbows" last night, so I thought I'd let the Dtoid bitches know what I think of it and see if the rest of you have heard it. Let me first say that I hate Pablo Honey and The Bends. If this pisses you off, lick me...and I'm sure the more hardcore Radiohead fans have hit the back button by now anyway. Now that the nerds are done away with I have to say I dig this one. "Hail to the Thief" is my favorite album of theirs and this one follows it nicely. Its a little my upbeat and brighter compared to most of their junk, but it still sounds like Radiohead....Also, a shit-ton of strings in this one. Also,... you know the rest

Anyone else have it? Anyone else like it?

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Goozex or......
smackifilia | 6:16 PM on 10.09.2007 6 comments


Alright listen up people.

I know we had an article on here once before talking about Goozex and the other website that does the same thing. I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm asking your help in reminding me what that other website is and any opinions you guys have on the both of these.

Stand and be heard

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