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My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.
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The last blog of the night is called I'm Broken..I'm having a good [b]TIME[/b]!!!
smackifilia | 7:55 PM on 10.11.2007 4 comments


I've never had a blog before, I've never wanted a blog before, and I'm sure all of that shows. But I love Dtoid and I sure as hell love videogames, so I thought "why the hell not" and started one on here. And you know what?...this kicks ass. I like writing this shit and I like reading your shit; you nerds have stuff I want to hear to say. It's addictive and well worth the 10 minutes it cuts into my fap time. I know you all know this already, but I think once in a while somebody needs to say it and let everyone know that what they're doing rules so they too can take it in again. Anyway, I'm off into the corners of my mind to rock Tiffany Amber Thiessen's socks.

PS: Here's to hoping someone catches the not so subtle Pantera reference



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smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 20:09
smackifilia
...and now I've learned that BBCode doesn't work in the blog header...learning learning learning
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 20:47
Tron Knotts
BBCode fails are even better than speeling fails IMO.

Your heart is in the right place, brother. That's all that matters.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 21:46
GENACON
Amen.


Welcome to the blogs. ;)
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 22:12
Justin Villasenor
Yup, I was never really in to blogging before but something about Destructoid's atmosphere seems to make the experience a lot more enjoyable.
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