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My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.

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Lend your prayers...
smackifilia \| 3:54 PM on 11.11.2007	6 comments

Tis finals week at my school.(We're on the worthless quarter system) And of course the greatest week in videogaming so far this year happens to fall right at the same time. So far I have three programs to write this week(I've fallen behind) and 3 finals, and all the while I'm gonna have this:

and this:

within arms reach. This, my friends, is a serious test of my fortitude. Hopefully I can keep my stalwart attitude and my mindset resolute in this most trying of times. Your thoughts and prayers are greatly appreciated.

EDIT: Your boobies are also greatly appreciated

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5 comments | showing # 1 to 5

Brian Szabelski

Don't fail.

s0lesurviv0r

Good luck bro, I have big projects due in my classes also. It's like a guillotine is hanging over my head.

bmdubya

Just save those games as like rewards for finishing finals. Thats what I'm doing for Assassin's Creed. Finals week here is the second week in December, so after my finals are over, Assassin's Creed is like a reward for finishing finals for me. I know that if I get it before finals, I'll fail haha.

vandamguy

smackifilia

ah yes, way to come through for me vandamguy

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