Well, their review is out and they end up giving it a 5.7. What an obscure little number to end up giving this game. Now, I haven't played Trigger Heart, and I don't necessarily want to praise it before I've even played it, but I've watched videos of it in action and damn. Seems to be the shmup genre getting undo punishment once again. To the shmup fan its about par for the course; we're used to enduring reviews like this and hoping the genre can force its goodness into the brains of bricks people like the reviewers at IGN have the unfortunate job of lugging around everyday. Before you say I'm jumping all over IGN specifically for a game I haven't even played yet, I'll just tell you I have an ongoing distaste and a battered wife syndrome going on for that website. They smack me around with horrid reviews and lackluster journalism and I tell them I'm sorry, I should have made their favorite pot roast instead of ordering pizza....don't worry, I'll clean up the mess. Either way, we'll find out tomorrow, I'll either be an idiot and they'll be right, or more likely the case plenty of people will miss out on a good shmup over a bad review.
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Don't let Topher see this. There will be blood.
yeah, im buying it, it has the bee dog seal of approval
DRAIIIIIINAGE!!!
So I could wipe my ass with it. It'll probably still chafe though.
"4.0 Sound
It matches the anime art style. That's about everything positive I can say."
What.
bee-dog armageddon in 3.... 2.... 1....
triggerheart is a solid 9 in my book.
the anchor system is unique! it makes me feel like such a badass wrangling a giant airship and whipping it at a cluster of other airships.
fuck you IGN.
my mouth is awash with fail right now.
Nostalgia with a little polish... thanks XBLA!