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The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.
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IGN's Trigger Heart review is a microcosm for IGN as a whole.
smackifilia | 7:39 PM on 02.26.2008 11 comments


Well, their review is out and they end up giving it a 5.7. What an obscure little number to end up giving this game. Now, I haven't played Trigger Heart, and I don't necessarily want to praise it before I've even played it, but I've watched videos of it in action and damn. Seems to be the shmup genre getting undo punishment once again. To the shmup fan its about par for the course; we're used to enduring reviews like this and hoping the genre can force its goodness into the brains of bricks people like the reviewers at IGN have the unfortunate job of lugging around everyday. Before you say I'm jumping all over IGN specifically for a game I haven't even played yet, I'll just tell you I have an ongoing distaste and a battered wife syndrome going on for that website. They smack me around with horrid reviews and lackluster journalism and I tell them I'm sorry, I should have made their favorite pot roast instead of ordering pizza....don't worry, I'll clean up the mess. Either way, we'll find out tomorrow, I'll either be an idiot and they'll be right, or more likely the case plenty of people will miss out on a good shmup over a bad review.



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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 19:55
Niero
hahaha awesome

Don't let Topher see this. There will be blood.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:00
sleepingagain
eek

yeah, im buying it, it has the bee dog seal of approval
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:08
BFeld13
There will be blood?

DRAIIIIIINAGE!!!
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:09
casualweaponry
I wish IGN would put out a paper magazine.....

So I could wipe my ass with it. It'll probably still chafe though.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:18
Samit Sarkar
I DRINK IT UP!
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:20
Buster
im sorry but... i have to bring this up from that review...
"4.0 Sound
It matches the anime art style. That's about everything positive I can say."

What.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:27
Puppy Licks
oh jesus,
bee-dog armageddon in 3.... 2.... 1....
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 21:15
njsykora
You know something weird, I actually want this game more now.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 22:27
Rider Chop
WHAT THE FUCK!?

triggerheart is a solid 9 in my book.
the anchor system is unique! it makes me feel like such a badass wrangling a giant airship and whipping it at a cluster of other airships.

fuck you IGN.
my mouth is awash with fail right now.
lostalaska's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 14:42
lostalaska
Hmmm, I think I'm going home at lunch to download and try this game out. I just got my 3rd refurbed RRoD 360 back last week and have been playing Omega-V like crazy. It reminds me of a game my buddy and I played on his Genesis back in the day. Was it Forgotten Realms? There was Zunni (money) and you flew around with your jetpack destroying everything.

Nostalgia with a little polish... thanks XBLA!
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