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My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.

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Hellgate or Witcher?
smackifilia \| 10:43 PM on 10.21.2007	6 comments

I've got enough cash for two games in the coming month. One of them is without a doubt going to be UR MR GAY. I'd give my middle nut if it came down to it to play that game. The other is going to be one of the two mentioned above. The Witcher so far seems the better single player game from what I can tell. It makes an attempt at a story and the weird combat system interests me. But fuck, Hellgate is from the same people who made Diablo. Which means multiplayer on it should rape damn near infinitely. Either way, I'm having a hard time deciding and judgment day is fast approaching, so I'm calling on the aid of the Dtoid community to help me decide.

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5 comments | showing # 1 to 5

bluemeep

Hellgate also has that "premium subscription" jazz going for it. So it may be full of Diablo-y goodness, but you're gonna have to keep paying out if you don't want to look like a scrub. And nobody wants to look like a scrub.

DarkTravesty

i'm picking up hellgate

charliesuh

fuck witcher, go for Hellgate, I've been playing it religiously for the past few weeks and it's epic. Get it.

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ShawnKelfonne

I'd probably pick the Witcher over Hellgate, just because the single-player component looks like it'll provide more depth.

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