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Consider the Following
smackifilia | 5:36 PM on 04.25.2008 31 comments


You are presented with 2 doors, behind one is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life and she fully intends to have sex with you. Behind the other, a large black man with a large black penis, and he also fully intends to have sex with you....butt-rape style. You get a million dollars just for playing the game.....do you do it?



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Deftone's Destructoid Blog
No, no million dollars could delete the horror if I choose the wrong door.
xMalachi's Destructoid Blog
wtf.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
wtf.
Sarin's Destructoid Blog
I'd take the million just for the raping. ;)

Also, wtf.
Tug Your God Out's Destructoid Blog
...

...

wtf and why
SoopaFly TNT's Destructoid Blog
WTF? How random is that? :{
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Here's what I do. I take my gun, I shoot the person doing the game, I shoot you for asking such a stupid question, I open both doors, put you both in with the black man and then I take the money and give it to the poor, lonely chilluns.

Remove your retarded posts from my innernets please.
smackifilia's Destructoid Blog
hahaha, i'm laughing so hard right now
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'd rape you in the mouth, take the briefcase, realize that I forgot to put the money in the briefcase, come back, rape you in the butt, leave, then realize I forgot my wallet, come back rape the black man, leave, forget where I parked my car, come back and take the hot girl with me (then rape her later).
Surf314's Destructoid Blog
MrSadistic: Making fail posts fail less since the beginning of the cblogs. Approximately.
Victor Stillwater's Destructoid Blog
ack.... not a great way to start a morning.
Projectexodus's Destructoid Blog
I'll take the black man...
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I disagree Victor. Nothing says "good morning!" like black man wang while drinking a nice, hot cup of Folgers Coffee.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Once again, in before:


MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Atlas is smackifilia.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
Note the fact that he is a copy cat! I am the original Power Ranger in this case!

You people could all take note of me and my ways to create a better world!
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
I am formally inviting you, Sir Smackfilia, as Co-Founder and Vice President of the Atlas Fanclub. You can also be Chief Imitating.
Matthew Blake's Destructoid Blog
I think he's trying to reference this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady,_or_the_Tiger%3F

And hey, 50/50 shot at getting a hot chick AND I'm guaranteed a million dollars. If all else fails, I'll use the million dollars to buy the best medical equipment to surgically remove the memory of the butt-rape. I'll pick Door Number... Two!
Elitechief27's Destructoid Blog
I second SWPM
Matthew Blake's Destructoid Blog
Just a quick question, MechaMonkey: Where in the heck is that picture from?
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
yeah no
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
@Matthew Blake

Here.
Matthew Blake's Destructoid Blog
I thought that looked like Shiggy... 0_0 I hate it when I'm right.
NightDehumidifier's Destructoid Blog
Break down the walls between the two doors and watch both have sex with one another. I get a million dollars and watch what could be a very good live sex show. I win.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
What if it was the hottest chick I've ever seen in my life who also happened to have a large black penis?
animateria's Destructoid Blog
@Mxyztlk

You would love that wouldn't you?
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
@ animateria: Whether I did or not, I'm still making a million bucks.


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