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My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.

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smackifilia \| 5:36 PM on 04.25.2008	31 comments

You are presented with 2 doors, behind one is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life and she fully intends to have sex with you. Behind the other, a large black man with a large black penis, and he also fully intends to have sex with you....butt-rape style. You get a million dollars just for playing the game.....do you do it?

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

Deftone

No, no million dollars could delete the horror if I choose the wrong door.

xMalachi

wtf.

Y0j1mb0

wtf.

Sarin

I'd take the million just for the raping. ;)

Also, wtf.

Clint

Tug Your God Out

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wtf and why

SoopaFly TNT

WTF? How random is that? :{

UglyDuck

Here's what I do. I take my gun, I shoot the person doing the game, I shoot you for asking such a stupid question, I open both doors, put you both in with the black man and then I take the money and give it to the poor, lonely chilluns.

Remove your retarded posts from my innernets please.

smackifilia

hahaha, i'm laughing so hard right now

MrSadistic

I'd rape you in the mouth, take the briefcase, realize that I forgot to put the money in the briefcase, come back, rape you in the butt, leave, then realize I forgot my wallet, come back rape the black man, leave, forget where I parked my car, come back and take the hot girl with me (then rape her later).

Surf314

MrSadistic: Making fail posts fail less since the beginning of the cblogs. Approximately.

Victor Stillwater

ack.... not a great way to start a morning.

Projectexodus

I'll take the black man...

MrSadistic

I disagree Victor. Nothing says "good morning!" like black man wang while drinking a nice, hot cup of Folgers Coffee.

blehman

Once again, in before:

Atlas

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Atlas/consider-the-following-83270.phtml

MrSadistic

Atlas is smackifilia.

Rockvillian

Atlas

Note the fact that he is a copy cat! I am the original Power Ranger in this case!

You people could all take note of me and my ways to create a better world!

Atlas

I am formally inviting you, Sir Smackfilia, as Co-Founder and Vice President of the Atlas Fanclub. You can also be Chief Imitating.

MechaMonkey

Matthew Blake

I think he's trying to reference this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady,_or_the_Tiger%3F

And hey, 50/50 shot at getting a hot chick AND I'm guaranteed a million dollars. If all else fails, I'll use the million dollars to buy the best medical equipment to surgically remove the memory of the butt-rape. I'll pick Door Number... Two!

Elitechief27

I second SWPM

Matthew Blake

Just a quick question, MechaMonkey: Where in the heck is that picture from?

Aziel13

yeah no

MechaMonkey

@Matthew Blake

Here.

Matthew Blake

I thought that looked like Shiggy... 0_0 I hate it when I'm right.

NightDehumidifier

Break down the walls between the two doors and watch both have sex with one another. I get a million dollars and watch what could be a very good live sex show. I win.

Aaron Mxy Yost

What if it was the hottest chick I've ever seen in my life who also happened to have a large black penis?

animateria

@Mxyztlk

You would love that wouldn't you?

Aaron Mxy Yost

@ animateria: Whether I did or not, I'm still making a million bucks.

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