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My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.
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1:39 PM on 05.28.2008

You may or may not know about Joystix. Its a pretty big ass retro arcade in Houston, and they have what they call Pac-Man Fever Fridays on the first and last friday of every month where its $15 at the door and free play from 9pm-2am. Also, I think there's booze served there too. Also, I think cocks.

PS - They have Raiden II...I shouldnt have to say more, but in case I do, that game has a huge purple abusive choker cock weapon that rapes everything on the screen.



Hope to see some of you there.



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You could have stopped at cocks, but then you said cocks and rape...I am so there.

But seriously. I've got nothing better to do Friday. I may stop by. Sounds interesting.
Wow.. Good shooter looks seriously good. Wish gas wasn't frickin' $4 a gal I'd transport my happy a$$ on down from Oklahoma and shoot em up!
hmmmm...it is all the way downtown...but it does have unlimited play for 5 hours. I might one friday head down there.
That sounds fun.. I'm in East Houston so I might make the trip out. Only if there is booze though.
I used to live in the Montrose area but moved to Austin a few months ago.

We used to go to the G.R.A.B. for some interesting gamer type events. Never heard of Joystix..
Raiden 2 = Best Raiden
Hmm, this might get me to come all the way out from fucking Pearland(only 10 miles from downtown, but sometimes a 45 minute drive, fucking traffic.) Thanks for the heads up.

@Ron: I severely await a Texas NARP. I'm already super excited about Coonskin's Narp, even though it's about 2 hours away
Looks like there's some interest, it'd be cool to get something organized.

@ naib: What's the G.R.A.B.?
dudes if they don't have liquor, get a flask. it's like happy hour everywhere, all the time.
Yeah....Texas Mega NARP would be so epic. I'm trying to make plans to be there. We should go to the Flying Saucer or somewhere similar before hand to get shit-tanked before Joystix.

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