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Attn Houston Dtoiders

You may or may not know about Joystix. Its a pretty big ass retro arcade in Houston, and they have what they call Pac-Man Fever Fridays on the first and last friday of every month where its $15 at the door and free play from...

 


Consider the Following

You are presented with 2 doors, behind one is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life and she fully intends to have sex with you. Behind the other, a large black man with a large black penis, and he also fully intends to have sex with you....butt-rape style. You get a million dollars just for playing the game.....do you do it?

 


Not my Turning Point Gaming Rig

Alright here it is, not much to speak of, just a macbook pro 2.3GHz dual core w/ a Radeon X1600 Mobile in it, 2 GB of Ram. Its not overpowering by any means, it runs TF2 decently enough to play, but I'm sure Crysis would drag its balls through the dirt.

 




Lend your prayers...

Tis finals week at my school.(We're on the worthless quarter system) And of course the greatest week in videogaming so far this year happens to fall right at the same time. So far I have three programs to write this week(I'...

 


Hellgate or Witcher?

I've got enough cash for two games in the coming month. One of them is without a doubt going to be UR MR GAY. I'd give my middle nut if it came down to it to play that game. The other is going to be one of the two mentione...

 




Impressions on a Radiohead

So I finagled a copy of the new Radiohead album "In Rainbows" last night, so I thought I'd let the Dtoid bitches know what I think of it and see if the rest of you have heard it. Let me first say that I hate Pablo Honey and ...

 


Goozex or......

Alright listen up people. I know we had an article on here once before talking about Goozex and the other website that does the same thing. I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm asking your help in reminding me what that other website is and any opinions you guys have on the both of these. Stand and be heard

 


About smackifiliaone of us since 11:53 PM on 07.15.2007

My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.
 

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