There I am inside my nonexistent PC, Time's Person of the Year =

YOU Destructoid.
Hook me up. FTW
Fact is, i'm very gimped creating this blog because i CANT do it at home!
Oporunities at the University are short-lived.
The above photo was not altered, and i'm trying to stick closely to the rules by showing myself, my PC, and the Velocity website. Using the PSP is clever you might say, but with limited resources i am trying to voraciously cleave my particular cranny in the Destructoid C-Blogs.
Only this PSP gets me online from home... i have no other choice.... seriously whats more entertaining?
Entrants demonstrating their cleverest-ness,
or
sparkling body paint on a jolly goof-
who is giggling as a bowl full of jelly might.?