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Uwe Boll is THE ONLY Genius
sirjester | 1:08 PM on 04.10.2008 0 comments




I realize this doesnt have a direct link to videogames and someone may have posted a similar article already but, my god...someone needs to shoot this guy.
Seriously.

This Schwarzenegger wannabe is a travestry to the videogaming community
he has created videogame adaptations that literally make you want to rip your eyes out:

1. House of The Dead (clips of the actual game in the movie)
2. Alone in the Dark (.....changed story)
3. BloodRayne (does anyone care?)
4. In the Name of the King: A DUNGEON SEIGE Tale
(Seriously....Dungeon Seige? Does anyone remember the D&D movie???)
5. Postal (see trailer below...)
6. BloodRayne II (the rest are in production, but are obviously bad)
7. Far Cry (again, watch the trailer)
8. Alone in the Dark II
9. BLOODEFFINGRAYNE III????

and other just teribble movies in general.

Recently someone started an online "Stop Uwe Boll" petition. He has publicly stated that he will leave the business forever if it reaches One Million signatures.
Now he’s being a cocky mother and asking someone to start a "Pro-Boll" petition and slanderizing Eli Roth and Michael Bay......W...T....F....?

So anyways, I’m just asking people to sign this petition, whether or not you now what the hell it is I’m rambling about. Please just do it, this man could very well become the next Hitler. Just watch the video and you should automatically develop a personal hatred for this man. You’ll find the link after the videos:....and here, bahaha

Making an ass of himself:


Being made an ass of:


Postal:


poor poor FarCry....


Stop Dr. Uwe Boll



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