[REAL NAME] Steve Perry
[LOCATION] Fort Wayne, Indiana
[AGE] 28
[EDUCATION] Associates Degree in Graphic Design
[OCCUPATION] Graphic Artist at Apollo Design
[BIO] Photographer, Cynic, Movie Hound, Father, Graphic Designer, Nerd, Asshole, Gamer, Comma Lover.
I review the occasional daily Steam Sale game, but only when they capture my interest. (deal with it) I have a job and two kids, so it ain't easy. I buy and try the game at lunch, post my "3 minutes o' playtime" and go back to work. When I get home, I play it for an hour or two if its worth my time, and write a more in-depth review. My review scale is based on price. I tell you how much in my opinion it is worth and how much of a deal it really was to purchase at the sale price. I'm not a fan of games lacking story otherwise known as "life," so that pretty much rules out shmups, puzzles, racers, and fighters, although I have been known to make an acception.
I am however, a massive fan of FPS', Survival Horror and the occasional RPG.
I am primarily a PC gamer obviously, but I do dabble in the PS3. I have disowned the 360 since it RRoD'ed for the 3rd time. It is now sitting on my mantle in shame.
I realize this doesnt have a direct link to videogames and someone may have posted a similar article already but, my god...someone needs to shoot this guy.
Seriously.
This Schwarzenegger wannabe is a travestry to the videogaming community
he has created videogame adaptations that literally make you want to rip your eyes out:
1. House of The Dead (clips of the actual game in the movie)
2. Alone in the Dark (.....changed story)
3. BloodRayne (does anyone care?)
4. In the Name of the King: A DUNGEON SEIGE Tale
(Seriously....Dungeon Seige? Does anyone remember the D&D movie???)
5. Postal (see trailer below...)
6. BloodRayne II (the rest are in production, but are obviously bad)
7. Far Cry (again, watch the trailer)
8. Alone in the Dark II
9. BLOODEFFINGRAYNE III????
and other just teribble movies in general.
Recently someone started an online "Stop Uwe Boll" petition. He has publicly stated that he will leave the business forever if it reaches One Million signatures.
Now he’s being a cocky mother and asking someone to start a "Pro-Boll" petition and slanderizing Eli Roth and Michael Bay......W...T....F....?
So anyways, I’m just asking people to sign this petition, whether or not you now what the hell it is I’m rambling about. Please just do it, this man could very well become the next Hitler. Just watch the video and you should automatically develop a personal hatred for this man. You’ll find the link after the videos:....and here, bahaha
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!
Andrew Godsey's blog
Follow
RSS
Contact
