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Why I lust Destructoid
sickNasty | 11:29 PM on 08.24.2009 3 comments


That's right. LUST, not love.

I saw the way you flashed me that coquettish look from across the room.

You play innocent, but I know what you need.

I'm not gonna lie to you baby, I'm here for one thing. That juicy Dtoid love cave.

I'm not interested in your personality, just your sexy robot ass.

I'm not gonna fill your head with empty promises of a lifetime of companionship.

I just wanna give it to you hot and sweaty.

And I know you'll be begging for more.

What do you say?



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I was raised on the Commodore and 386 computers, and then Sega Genesis. Thus my gaming identity was formed by a steady diet of Shareware(one word: Apogee), floppy disks, and rented Genesis games.

From there I went into the pupae stage with the Saturn and Nintendo 64, emerging from my cocoon with an Xbox.

These days, my time is spent on my 360 and Dreamcast. My PSP mostly finds use as an awkward mp3 player.

I work in advertising in NYC. As a graduate of PSU, when I'm not playing games or murdering vagrants, I'm following college football(JoePa is my religion)


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