You see, Fat Princess is like Jell-o puddin' pops. No, actually, it's more like Kodak Film. No, actually, Fat Princess is like the New Coke; it'll be around forever. Heh. Heh. Heh.
You see, kids, they play the Socom, which gives them the brain damage. With their shootin' and the runnin' and the hidin' and the gunnin'. So they don't know what the Fat Princess is all about.
Join Moose in a few rounds of the new fighting game sensation sweeping the nation. Better get in as many matches as you can before King of Fighters XII comes out and everyone starts playing it instead.
Don't call it a comeback, it's been here for years. Rocking it's peers and putting suckas in fear. Making the DLC rain down like a monsoon, listen to that crash go boom.
Don't call it a comeback, it's been here for years. Rocking it's peers and putting suckas in fear. Making the DLC rain down like a monsoon, listen to that crash go boom.
After I'm done beating Beta like a rented mule, I'll be hosting a few rounds of the Uncharted Beta. I had the opportunity to play co-op for a while now it's time to test the competitive mode.
Beta has gotten really lucky over the past few weeks. Said luck has result in them thinking that it's okay to run their mouths. Well, I don't let people talk out of line unless I have fornicated with them. So unless they want to do that, they should not talk any more, Okay? Just because the members of Alpha have social lives and haven't been showing up the the clan matches doesn't mean you actually are getting the better of us. A ten vs. two victory is hardly a victory at all.
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Red Faction Demo Host: JackOfNoTrades (PSN: JackOfNoTrades85)
Jack is hosting a little ostrich hammer action. So if you have a UK PSN account and managed to snag the multi-player demo join in. Other wise you can just play the single player demo that the US got and pretend that you're playing with other people.
9PM EST: Street Fighter IV Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
y0j1mb0 doesn't mean to kill the mood but he has to shit bad.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
We're using Vekta Crusier as the stage for tonight's battle. So if you don't have the map pack you either need to buy it or get ready to root from the sidelines.
12PM EST: Sacred 2 Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
y0j1mb0 won't shut up about this game so you know it's a quality title. It's probably the closest thing to a Diablo game that the PS3 is ever going to get so if you're jonesing for some hack and slash action come on and and join the party.
Another Friday, that special time of the week when DToiders of various races and creed band together in the spirit of competition. Unless you have other plans, of course. I know that personally I'm going to get drunk and watch Star Trek. Those who decide to partake in the festivities will get to fight for the honor and glory of victory or, in Beta's case, comfort each other after a crushing defeat.
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)
Before he hosts the warm up, IronPikeman will be hosting everyone's favorite game high speed bumper cars: Burnout Paradise. So join him for some high octane fun or just keep harassing him to host Killzone.
9PM EST: Puzzle Quest Galactrix Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Nobody likes him. Everybody hates him. Guess he'll go play Worms Puzzle Quest Galactrix. You should join him because nobody likes you either.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
And now, a biting taunt for the member of the Beta clan: Alpha rules. Beta drools. :-P Fear my rapier wit.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
They always say that they're going to start playing this again but they always get distracted by some other shiny new game. So they might require some gentle prodding if you want a good match.
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