Soon, I discovered that this Wednesday Night thing was true. Mr. Sadistic was the devil; Takeshi was an librarian previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the PSN. So there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.



Tonight I need to put the pedal to the metal and feel the wind rushing though my hair. I’ll seek out other highway conquistadors and use my big ass van to force them into concrete pylons. I haven’t played Burnout Paradise in quite some time and really want to run around sprawling metropolis of Paradise City performing stunts and causing untold vehicular mayhem. I’ll be on at the usual time of 8PM EDT so anyone that wants to join me should look for an invite around that time. Anyone that doesn’t want to join me can go fuck themselves… or play something else. However you prefer to spend your evening, I’m not here to judge. Don’t get me wrong I will be judging you, that’s just not what I’m here for.

[Everytime you tell me baby when I settle down. Got to get your PSN ID and hold my world around. Why why why why?]