Sometimes I long for the simpler days of my youth. A time before we all had to deal with the headaches and worries of the modern world. I think you all know the magical era I’m talking about, May 2008. I remember all the fun we used to have. How we’d all head down to the malt shop and do the Charleston while eating Screaming Yellow Zonkers and hitting on the girls in the neon, day glow petticoats. Good times… good times.


Oh my god, I used to look so young back then.

I purpose that we recapture that loose and wild feeling by playing that retro classic, Warhawk. It’ll be just like it used to be. I’ll set up a server called “DToid_WNW” with a password of “TOID” and we’ll run around blowing up and stabbing each other like back in the day. So come join me and relive the glory days before all the bills, before the soul crushing job, and before that whore started coming around claiming that the kid is yours.

[Post your PSN ID so that you too may lose yourself in the warm embrace of things that are familiar to you.]