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Wednesday Night WarCawks: Wait...
 by shipero on 05.07.2008      7 comments







I know we’ve had our rough spots in the past but I always believed that we could work through them. We’ve been through it all, lineup changes, time changes, expansion packs. No matter what obstacles were thrown at us we saw them through. It seemed for a time that no matter how bad things got we’d get by, as long as we’re together.

Last week though my faith in our relationship was severely tested. Last Wednesday we agreed to meet at our usual spot but you never showed. There was no call, no email, explaining your absence; you just left me waiting around in the cold. I sat there for hours, worried that something happened to you. When I questioned you later you said that you were busy, work was hectic and you had lost track of the time.

I know the truth; you were with him weren’t you. Ever since GTA IV came into the picture you’ve been withdrawn, cold even. What can he offer you that I can’t? Cheap thrills and petty violence, that’s what. Well I don’t care, go be together. Live your life of vice and sin, see if I care. Just don’t come crawling back to me begging for forgiveness when it all falls apart.

Oh, who am I kidding? I need you. I know that I’m not exactly perfect either but I’m willing to change, just tell me what you don’t like and I’ll do my best to fix it. Listen, if you’re willing to give me another shot meet me at “DToid_WNW” at 8PM EDT. Let’s see if we can rekindle some of the old magic.

[Post your PSN ID below so I can yell it out while pounding on a cathedral window.]

There are 7 comments about this post:
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Sorry Warhawk. You know I'll always love you baby, but I moved on to bigger and better things. GTA IV sends her regards.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
It's not like that Baby. I still love you, it's just that... ohhh you dirty little slut..hahaha....

.. uhh gotta go.. work just called. That meeting in uhh.. downtown about the whatchamacallit that needs final testing.
riomccarthy's Destructoid Blog
Well I finally got my copy of Warhawk in the mail today, not that I'd been waiting since launch or anything, just two weeks. But sadly I have to work tonight, though my PSN Tag is RioMcCarthy so if you all still happen to be on when I get home I'd like to come join you. :)
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
Sorry babe, but I can't make it tonight. No, I'm not cheating on you with GTA 4 (at least not tonight), it's just that me and a couple of other fellas wanna watch the laker game. You can understand that, right sweet tits? Good.

Next week, I promise I'll be there baby.
Clockwork-Zombie's Destructoid Blog
I would join in but I am still waiting for my PS3 to get back from repairs :(
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I'll be there. As always.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I was at uh...my late night...art...class. Yeah that's it. I never even heard of Great Hefty Auburn 4, sounds like something a person devoid of morals or loyalty would play.

Oh yeah, I'll be gone again for a few hours tonight too. The art class got burned down...by...vagabond gypsies, and I'm uh...helping them build another one. Also, don't call me either. Also, if you happen to see me, don't call me by my real name.

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