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Wednesday Night WarCawks: Playset Not Included
shipero | 12:53 PM on 03.12.2008 45 comments



Artistic interpretation of a typical WNW session.

Crashing through the sky comes the fearful cry:
Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!) Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!)
Armies of the night, evil taking flight!
Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!) Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!)
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide,
Panic spreading far and wide! Who can turn the tide?

Ship-ear-ohh! (a real American hero) Shipero is there!
Ship-ear-ohh! (a real American hero) Shipero is there!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air,
Shipero is there!

Shipero is the code name for Destructoid's daring, highly trained Wednesday Night Warcawks host. His purpose: to defend human freedom against MrSadistic, a ruthless tank hoarder determined to shoot you in the face. His side projects: tripping over Y0j1mb0’s landmines and stabbing liam in the back then listening to him cry about it.

As usual I’ll put the server up at 7pm EST with the name ‘DToid_WNW’ and the password of 'TOID'. I’m going to replace the Dogfight at the beginning of the rotation with a standard Deathmatch because I hate flying. If anyone would like it kept in there or has any other maps/modes they would like added or dropped from the rotation just let me know in the comments section and I’ll change thing around accordingly.

Post your PSN ID, military specialties, memorable quote, and character bio below. No one will ever read it because your filecard will be thrown away with the rest of your packaging. You never know, you might be a big hit in the collector’s market though. They love that crap.



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45 comments | showing # 1 to 45
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Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:20
Takeshi
I'm there as usual. Forget to get a headset again. Hopefully a miracle happens and the PS-eye works...

Change the rotation anyway you want. You can do that because you're a knife trowing ninja.
*KAZING*
That's it! You can't use knifes in a plane! Tut tut tut Shipero.


Newcomers beware of 'The Knife' he'll stab you in the face.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:24
MrSadistic
Well, at least I get to be Cobr..... I mean Sadistic.

I really need to stop running around randomly without checking for landmines and I really need to shoot you in the face so you can stop knifing me at the top of a random tower. But yeah, it is pretty neat to hear Liam cry when shooting at him with a well-placed tank shot, 2 clicks away.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:47
Tragic Hero
I say you cancel Wednesday Nigth WarCawks and change it to Kings Quest Wednesdays. The first person to beat all 7 Kings Quests wins a prize?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:49
ScottyG
@Tragic Hero

The concept of speed-running an adventure game (since a large portion of adventure games is the dialog and cinematics) makes me sad. :'(
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:53
Tragic Hero
@ScottyG

Heh, touche. But i've played them so many times that I know the story and I have enjoyed them many times over so I was going to use that to my advantage :)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:54
MrSadistic
blog rape ahhhh
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:27
-D-
@Tragic Hero

You forgot the action-oriented KQ8. I dare you to even try to get through it on normal speed; you will set fire to your computer.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:37
Samit Sarkar
Aw, I like dogfights. Why don’t you mix it up? Like, leave it in the rotation somewhere, but change the map from Archipelago to, say, Destroyed Capitol. Personally, I hate the deathmatch that we currently play on that map anyway (“King of the Hill”).
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:40
Tragic Hero
@-D-

I didn't include it for a reason. Altough it is a sequel I don't like to include it in the series for obvious reasons.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:52
Y0j1mb0
*Buffing up his Landmines with a cackle*
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:54
ScottyG
Did anybody else ever remember the internet treasure hunt Sierra did for the release of KQ8? Best part about the game to be honest, and was how I first heard of Half Life. :)
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:06
Tragic Hero
You know I remember it but all i remember that it was an internet treasure hunt. Didn't remember any other details about it. At the time I was still loathing like a fanboy about how you didn't play as King Graham or any of his children and so forth.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:07
liam2015
I don't cry, I moan and whine. Theres a difference! (but I'll try to do less of both tonight)

Also, someone make a game of that video. Like, right now.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:28
Takeshi
WTF SADISTIC?!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:36
liam2015
I refuse to click ANY of those links.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:38
shipero
@liam

How about this one or this one?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:41
Takeshi
C'mon click on it Liam. You know you want to.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:43
MaxVest
MrSadistic got my favorite one.

"Give him the stick. DON'T give him the stick!!!"
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:44
Takeshi
Oh goddamn! Hilarious!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:44
shipero
This one's my favorite.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:47
MaxVest
Shipero, that's my second favorite. I often sneak "We had a good conversation" into...conversations.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 16:03
Takeshi
I like body massage.
heh heh heh

and falling.
heh heh heh.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 16:04
MrSadistic
pervert

I have my catch phrase for tonight

GAME OVAH YEAHHHH!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 16:26
Samit Sarkar
“Hey, aren’t you Buzz Lightyear?”

Epic lulz.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 18:17
Sadie G
:( no one is hosting UT3?
After I went through the trouble of buying it today?
You guys suck :/
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 18:58
MrSadistic
this is guy time not little teacup party
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 19:44
Takeshi
Sadie, why aren't you responding to my invitation?

*OUCH*
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 20:41
MrSadistic
sadie is a ball buster.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 20:49
Takeshi
And a heart breaker...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 20:54
Takeshi
But she's not the only one who broke my heart... Why no WNW tonight? Only 4 people showed up. I know I was late (fell asleep, I'm getting old) but c'mon guys! Where are Samit, Jimbo and the rest of the gang? This was the only night I could play games. I have to work seven days in a row which means no FNF for me this week. You guys better show up next week!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 20:59
MrSadistic
Well, I hope they release a patch for UT III soon since that's really the only game that I can start up a server anytime and just play against people at random times. I could do it with Warhawk, but playing UT III randomly is just fun.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 21:12
Sadie G
i am in love with ut3 <3
i'll shoot you all in the face.

plus shipero booted me from his friends list
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 21:19
Takeshi
Oh how I need that patch. Can't wait to shoot you in the face.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 21:20
shipero
@Sadie
I don't think I ever added you. My list is full, give me your PSN and I'll add you after I clear some space.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 21:21
Sadie G
on here ;)
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 01:13
Samit Sarkar
@Takeshi: It was literally just me, Sadistic, and shipero from 7 to 8. I had to go at 8; I don’t know if they kept playing. Oh, well. You can’t expect a high turnout every week.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 06:02
Takeshi
@Samit
No you're right. Last week was pretty good, and the week before. Fingers crossed for the next FNF™ and WNW™.
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