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Wednesday Night WarCawks: Playset Not Included
shipero | 12:53 PM on 03.12.2008 45 comments



Artistic interpretation of a typical WNW session.

Crashing through the sky comes the fearful cry:
Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!) Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!)
Armies of the night, evil taking flight!
Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!) Sadis-tic! (Sadistic!)
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide,
Panic spreading far and wide! Who can turn the tide?

Ship-ear-ohh! (a real American hero) Shipero is there!
Ship-ear-ohh! (a real American hero) Shipero is there!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air,
Shipero is there!

Shipero is the code name for Destructoid's daring, highly trained Wednesday Night Warcawks host. His purpose: to defend human freedom against MrSadistic, a ruthless tank hoarder determined to shoot you in the face. His side projects: tripping over Y0j1mb0’s landmines and stabbing liam in the back then listening to him cry about it.

As usual I’ll put the server up at 7pm EST with the name ‘DToid_WNW’ and the password of 'TOID'. I’m going to replace the Dogfight at the beginning of the rotation with a standard Deathmatch because I hate flying. If anyone would like it kept in there or has any other maps/modes they would like added or dropped from the rotation just let me know in the comments section and I’ll change thing around accordingly.

Post your PSN ID, military specialties, memorable quote, and character bio below. No one will ever read it because your filecard will be thrown away with the rest of your packaging. You never know, you might be a big hit in the collector’s market though. They love that crap.



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Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I'm there as usual. Forget to get a headset again. Hopefully a miracle happens and the PS-eye works...

Change the rotation anyway you want. You can do that because you're a knife trowing ninja.
*KAZING*
That's it! You can't use knifes in a plane! Tut tut tut Shipero.


Newcomers beware of 'The Knife' he'll stab you in the face.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Well, at least I get to be Cobr..... I mean Sadistic.

I really need to stop running around randomly without checking for landmines and I really need to shoot you in the face so you can stop knifing me at the top of a random tower. But yeah, it is pretty neat to hear Liam cry when shooting at him with a well-placed tank shot, 2 clicks away.
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
I say you cancel Wednesday Nigth WarCawks and change it to Kings Quest Wednesdays. The first person to beat all 7 Kings Quests wins a prize?
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
@Tragic Hero

The concept of speed-running an adventure game (since a large portion of adventure games is the dialog and cinematics) makes me sad. :'(
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
@ScottyG

Heh, touche. But i've played them so many times that I know the story and I have enjoyed them many times over so I was going to use that to my advantage :)
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
blog rape ahhhh
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
@Tragic Hero

You forgot the action-oriented KQ8. I dare you to even try to get through it on normal speed; you will set fire to your computer.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Aw, I like dogfights. Why don’t you mix it up? Like, leave it in the rotation somewhere, but change the map from Archipelago to, say, Destroyed Capitol. Personally, I hate the deathmatch that we currently play on that map anyway (“King of the Hill”).
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
@-D-

I didn't include it for a reason. Altough it is a sequel I don't like to include it in the series for obvious reasons.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
*Buffing up his Landmines with a cackle*
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
Did anybody else ever remember the internet treasure hunt Sierra did for the release of KQ8? Best part about the game to be honest, and was how I first heard of Half Life. :)
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
You know I remember it but all i remember that it was an internet treasure hunt. Didn't remember any other details about it. At the time I was still loathing like a fanboy about how you didn't play as King Graham or any of his children and so forth.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I don't cry, I moan and whine. Theres a difference! (but I'll try to do less of both tonight)

Also, someone make a game of that video. Like, right now.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
WTF SADISTIC?!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I refuse to click ANY of those links.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
@liam

How about this one or this one?
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
C'mon click on it Liam. You know you want to.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
MrSadistic got my favorite one.

"Give him the stick. DON'T give him the stick!!!"
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Oh goddamn! Hilarious!
shipero's Destructoid Blog
This one's my favorite.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Shipero, that's my second favorite. I often sneak "We had a good conversation" into...conversations.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I like body massage.
heh heh heh

and falling.
heh heh heh.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
pervert

I have my catch phrase for tonight

GAME OVAH YEAHHHH!
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
“Hey, aren’t you Buzz Lightyear?”

Epic lulz.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
:( no one is hosting UT3?
After I went through the trouble of buying it today?
You guys suck :/
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
this is guy time not little teacup party
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Sadie, why aren't you responding to my invitation?

*OUCH*
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
sadie is a ball buster.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
And a heart breaker...
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
But she's not the only one who broke my heart... Why no WNW tonight? Only 4 people showed up. I know I was late (fell asleep, I'm getting old) but c'mon guys! Where are Samit, Jimbo and the rest of the gang? This was the only night I could play games. I have to work seven days in a row which means no FNF for me this week. You guys better show up next week!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Well, I hope they release a patch for UT III soon since that's really the only game that I can start up a server anytime and just play against people at random times. I could do it with Warhawk, but playing UT III randomly is just fun.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
i am in love with ut3 <3
i'll shoot you all in the face.

plus shipero booted me from his friends list
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Oh how I need that patch. Can't wait to shoot you in the face.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
@Sadie
I don't think I ever added you. My list is full, give me your PSN and I'll add you after I clear some space.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
on here ;)
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
@Takeshi: It was literally just me, Sadistic, and shipero from 7 to 8. I had to go at 8; I don’t know if they kept playing. Oh, well. You can’t expect a high turnout every week.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@Samit
No you're right. Last week was pretty good, and the week before. Fingers crossed for the next FNF™ and WNW™.


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