That’s right, it’s time for the first annual After Christmas Blowout here at Wednesday Night Warhawks. We’re slashing price on all the quality goods and services you’ve come to expect from us at Wednesday Night Warhawks. Lovely handcrafted rockets fired at your head by BrOnXbOmBr21 marked down by up to 30%. Half-off all flaming wreckage courtesy of VWGTI. As an added bonus, when you pick up any gun, you can take potshots at me as I run around like a chicken with my head cut off.

Doors open at 5pm MST, 7pm EST. You cannot afford to miss out on deals of this magnitude so come early to take advantage of these factory direct prices and no interest until March of next year. Offer not valid on XBOX 360 or WII, must have Omega Dawn booster pack to take full advantage of the savings, password of “dtoid” must be supplied for entry, void where prohibited, see Sunday circular for details.

If you are interested in getting in on the deal of the century, just leave your PSN and your preferred method of payment. Our prices are falling like an Eucadian Warhawk hit by a surface-to-air missile, so bring the whole family to experience the Wednesday Night Warhawks After Christmas Blowout.

Edit: There has been some confusion as to how to get to the Wednesday Night Warhawks After Christmas Blowout. Simply take Highway 285, exit Kipling and look for the giant "Dtoid_WNW" sign at the corner of Kipling and Quincy. To make amends for the mistake the first ten customers get to knife me in the back.