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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Legends of the Dark Knight
shipero | 1:00 PM on 08.28.2009 30 comments




I've been playing a lot of Batman: Arkham Asylum lately and it has reminded me of something I swore I'd never forget: Batman is the coolest. Unfortunately, Batman: Arkham Asylum has no multiplayer modes so it cannot be put into the FNF rotation. Because of this, I began wondering what it'd be like if Batman were in the games we're playing tonight.




8PM EDT: BlazBlue Host: JackofNoTrades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)

Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts. Therefore he could single-handedly beat everyone in BlazBlue. Every single last one of them, at the same time.


9PM EDT: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

If Batman were in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 he'd be in his own tier call the "Batman Tier." He'd be so overpowered that he's make Sentinel look like Servbot.


10PM EDT: Killzone 2 Host: Takeshi (PSN: JohanHin)

Batman doesn't use guns, and thus wouldn't approve of this game. BatHelghast, on the other hand, cannot wait to cap a bitch.


11PM EDT: Fat Princess Host: shipero (PSN: Shipero)

With all the talk of new classes I think it be cool to have a Batman class. However, then I realize that one lone Batman could liberate the princess before the other team even realizes that she's gone.


12AM EDT: Socom: Confrontation Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

Ok, I lied. 1940's Batman uses guns but he only uses them to kill Nazis. Do just go back in time, get Batman, and tell him the other team is comprised entirely of Nazis and the round will be over in a matter of seconds. This is, of course, if you can actually manage to trick Batman into doing so; which you can't.



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Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:28
Crunshii
RAWWWRRR where is the MvsC time? Ship, tell Yojim I need him to re-add me and I want to playyy vs all of juuuuuus!!!!

also...
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:40
pascuz46
I haven't been on for FNF in so long! I wanna make it for Killzone 2 tonight, Ill do what I can.
Dr Rockzo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:50
Dr Rockzo
I'll be there for Killzone and Fat Princess, but you might not see me because I'll be sneaking in the shadows like the goddamn Batman.

free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:10
free touch
I just got my ps3, all i have is tekken and wipeout hd... but if anyone wants to play... or gift me some MvC2, my psn is freetouch.

(gifting is optional, and more or less a joke, unless you want to give it to me)
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:12
Elsa
"BatHelgast"! LMAO!

I'll be there for Killzone!
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:14
Trebz
This time I'll actually try to get to Fat Princess on time. Can't make promises because I'm a bit busy tonight.

PSN ID: Trebztak
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:28
JACK of No Trades
Tager is Batman!!!



Batman would die!!!!

s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:35
s0lesurviv0r
Finally an excuse to use Ragna's "Joker" color scheme!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:38
Mushman
O dayum nice FNF blog Shipero, and hey, Freetouch and Trebz, expect friend requests off me tonight. :)

I am down for Killzone 2.

I'll just leave this here:



:D
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:57
free touch
sweet.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 15:30
Takeshi
Bat Princess

I love it your artist rendering!

is that a fatarang?

*right click*
*save as...*
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 15:37
Takeshi
You rendering made me laugh so hard that I fucked up my spelling.

1:0 for Batman
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 15:39
Black Nexus
TGIF.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 15:39
Takeshi
Forgot an 'R'.

2:0 for Batman.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 16:00
CelicaCrazed
Not sure when I'll be home but I'll be on whatever it is everyone else is playing.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 16:09
Clockwork-Zombie
I will be on for BlazBlue and Fat Princess.
Also, it would be great if we could get some Warhawk and Resistance 2 in more FNF.
Zoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 16:55
Zoel
Will be on Blazblue, come in and kill Carl.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 17:06
Daxelman
My Name Is Lieutenant Bruce Wayne, and I'm lookin' for 8 soldiers.

We're gunna be dropped in 'Gnazie occupied France, deep undercover.

We're gunna be doin' on thang, and one thang only; Killin 'Gnazies.
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 17:10
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Oh, oh, I'll be on for some Blazblue action. I'll bring my Nu and fling swords around as if I was Batman throwing batarangs.

Also Bang, because a ninja is a less stealthy version of the Batman.

Your posts made me lol BTW Shipero.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 17:15
Takeshi
@Clockwork-Zombie
We're planning to do something special on Saturdays. Dedicated to those exact two games. I think the matches in those games take way too long for FNF.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 18:11
Takeshi
Something rather important concerning Killzone 2:

I forget to say this each and every week. If you join Killzone 2 please check the teams beforehand. Because if you follow, let's say, me into the game you'll end up on my side. Even if faction balancing is turned on. Works great in online games but not in private matches. Just look at the factions and choose the team with the least amount of players. Thanks!
Loic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 18:25
Loic
I had planned on making it tonight, however, I have some company coming over for the night.

Sorry guys, it's not that I don't like you all, it's just....you don't have a vagina! :)
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 18:27
Clockwork-Zombie
@TAKESHI
That sounds great, I would really like to play those games with people from Dtoid. I might be able to host Resistance 2 co-op if needed, my connection should be strong enough for 8 players.

Also,
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 18:57
Corak
If I make it for killzone I'll most likely be late.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 20:31
Crunshii
yojim no where to be found :(

sources say last seen... in Batman's cave...
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 20:38
Clockwork-Zombie
To those of whom I was playing BlazBlue with; sorry about the lag but I could not use a wired connection tonight and the PS3 does not play very well with my wireless router. It also decided to disconnect me while bringing up the lobby after the last match.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2009 04:07
Takeshi
Had a blast in Killzone. Great times people, thanks for that. Now I need to get some sleep... it's fucking 11 am... again...
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