I've been playing a lot of Batman: Arkham Asylum lately and it has reminded me of something I swore I'd never forget: Batman is the coolest. Unfortunately, Batman: Arkham Asylum has no multiplayer modes so it cannot be put into the FNF rotation. Because of this, I began wondering what it'd be like if Batman were in the games we're playing tonight.




8PM EDT: BlazBlue Host: JackofNoTrades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)

Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts. Therefore he could single-handedly beat everyone in BlazBlue. Every single last one of them, at the same time.


9PM EDT: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

If Batman were in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 he'd be in his own tier call the "Batman Tier." He'd be so overpowered that he's make Sentinel look like Servbot.


10PM EDT: Killzone 2 Host: Takeshi (PSN: JohanHin)

Batman doesn't use guns, and thus wouldn't approve of this game. BatHelghast, on the other hand, cannot wait to cap a bitch.


11PM EDT: Fat Princess Host: shipero (PSN: Shipero)

With all the talk of new classes I think it be cool to have a Batman class. However, then I realize that one lone Batman could liberate the princess before the other team even realizes that she's gone.


12AM EDT: Socom: Confrontation Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

Ok, I lied. 1940's Batman uses guns but he only uses them to kill Nazis. Do just go back in time, get Batman, and tell him the other team is comprised entirely of Nazis and the round will be over in a matter of seconds. This is, of course, if you can actually manage to trick Batman into doing so; which you can't.