PS3 Friday Night Fights: Joke Time

Woah, looks like we got a good crowd out here tonight. Let's see, what's in the news today?




8PM EDT: BlazBlue Host: JackofNoTrades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)

So have you heard about the new alliance between Ragna and Tager? Yeah, it's a real 'Rag-Tag' operation.


9PM EDT: Street Fighter HD Remix Host: Senisan82 (PSN: Senisan)

Ryu and Ken are having a nice lunch at McDonald's after a morning of sparing. Ryu finishes up his Quarter Pounder but he's still a little hungry. So he turns to Ken and asks 'Hey Ken, can I have some of your fries?' To which Ken replies 'Sure-you-can!'


10PM EDT: Killzone 2 Host: Elsa (PSN: Elsa)

How many Helghast does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he'd rather nuke his own city.


11PM EDT: Uncharted 2 Beta Host: Clockwork-Zombie (PSN: Clockwork-zombie)

Why is the new Uncharted longer than the last one? So you can better treasure your time with this jewel of a game.


12AM EDT: SOCOM: Confrontation Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

I'd like this game more is it was called SOCOM: On Eileen. You remember that song? You know, from the 80's?

Thank you, you've been a beautiful audience. I really mean it. Don't forget to tip your waitress.