Tonight I'm going to meet some friends for dinner then we're going to watch Adventureland. So that means I won't be around to help my beloved Alpha clan get another easy victory over those Beta dogs. I can, however, cheer them on in spirit. So... Come on Alpha, let's go! *Clap* *Clap* Let's go Alpha, let's go! *Clap* *Clap*
Takeshi will be running a series of pre-game scrimmages to get you in the mood for the grandiose slobber-knocker that'll be occurring later in the evening. You don't have to be in either of the clans to participate just find Takeshi and use the password 'TOID' to get your kill on.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman )
If you'd prefer to take a break from all the killing why not join IronPikeman for a relaxing drive around Paradise City. Hop in your tiny cop car and go cruising for midgets or drive around in your pedo-van and pick some some preschoolers.
9PM EST: Worms. Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Y0j1mb0 will be hosting this new PSN game which features worms throwing bananas at each other. If he can convince his wife to let him use the TV that is.
10PM EST: Unreal Tournament 3. Host: IronPikeman(PSN: IronPikeman)
Killzone 2's spastic cousin. If you want to leap into the thick of battle wildly firing rockets or drive one of the walker things from War of the Worlds then this is the game for you.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
We'll see if Beta even shows up after the beat down they got last week. Who knows, without me and my godlike propaganda capturing abilities Alpha might have a slightly more difficult time. For those who haven't participated in one of these battles before just check your clan messages 10-15 before the match starts for access to the room.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
After what I assume will be another crushing defeat I'm sure SantanaClaus89 and Y0j1mb0 will want to go lick their wounds in Socom. Be warned though, they might be looking to take out their frustrations on anyone they can.
Just a few more quick words of encouragement for the other officers of Alpha, Takeshi and IronPikeman, before this blog comes to a close. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Thanks Ship! Our forces will take a beating without you, but in the end we will prevail and annihilate the Beta scum... I'll capture the propaganda speaker a few times in your name!
I'm down for everything on the list minus Worms, so message me if you want to play. I'm looking forward to destroying some of you in UT3, and sucking in Burnout!
PSN: IronPikeman
Also, that B E Agressive video was fucking hilarious, That mexican dude getting axed made me lose it.
I won't make it. I'm been up for the last 33 hours trying to get a bunch of work done for the end of semester but it looks like I'll be at this for at least another 8 hours T_T
Jack show us what you're worth tonight! Or just laugh with me when they go down again! It was classic last week. I was laughing so hard with you and Mushman. Let's do it again!
I should be there. Please Beta don't let someone who doesn't play Killzone 2 online accept for FNF the past 2 weeks be at the top of our squad again, i.e. me.
Just got the call from the booze crew. Sorry fellas looks like I'm going to have to miss tonight's festivities. I was really looking forward to repeating my performance from last week, however fruitless it was, but it looks like its going to have to wait till next week unfortunatly. Good luck Beta, do me proud, especially if you have hot sisters.
That was THE most strangest online battle of my life.
Seeing people magically teleport, yes teleport, 10 feet in front of them was both awesome yet infuriating. You could not get a kill without pure luck. Looking at your radar and seeing the red dots jump all aroud the place was just baffling. God knows why this has happened.
Add to that the fact of time itself freezing, and you have a rather messed up 10 mins.
The game even failed to realize that I survived the assainantion attempt and let the mode continue for a good five minutes. I did facepalm when I saw that assasination was still being carried on despite no timer being present.
Ron I apologize for my hostile behavior, but all In order to prevent future outbreaks like this please lower your mic volume in the XMB accessories options. It would be much appreciated if you did so as soon as possible.
i'd suggest setting the mic level to at least 2 and the very least 1 (which i set mine to) sure i have raise my voice if i need to say anything but its better than picking up every sound in the room and not being able to hear anything.
@ daxelman: game started huge lag dropped everyone. i was getting multiple connection errors and although the clan match was still running nobody could get back in and with nobody on either team it ended in a draw. no idea if it was psn acting up or just guerrillas servers.
I was playing with a couple people (3vs2) and shit was lagging and I got disconnected as my modem actually just shut down and decided to restart!
PLus while we were playing I got the ever so nice message that our clan battle ended in a draw WTF? I could not find/join ANY game and like 6 people on my friends list were playing kilzone but it only showed me one other person when I went to join game actually in a game and there was a total of 5 of us.
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WTF I get more kills than those pricks.......
I'm down for everything on the list minus Worms, so message me if you want to play. I'm looking forward to destroying some of you in UT3, and sucking in Burnout!
PSN: IronPikeman
Also, that B E Agressive video was fucking hilarious, That mexican dude getting axed made me lose it.
Sorry, I only acknowledge fellow officers.
To my BETA brothers....make me proud.
BE AGGRESSIVE!!
To Alpha, I'm King Medic. To Beta I'm the Medic From Hell!
PSN name is the same as here.
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/-\|_ | |-|/-\
ALPHA!
@lpha?
Of course I'll be there for the clan match, willing my Alpha teamates on and doing my best to strike a fatal blow to Beta's chance of victory.
Me and my ISA rifle will see you on the batlefield Beta, be ready.
Cut the thematics and stand still so I can shoot you in the head!
I hope you remeber those words a you lie heplessly on the floor after I shoot you in the head from the other side of the map,whilst you are moving.
I don't need you to stay still for me so I can murder you. :)
GTFO NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not even joking.
Seeing people magically teleport, yes teleport, 10 feet in front of them was both awesome yet infuriating. You could not get a kill without pure luck. Looking at your radar and seeing the red dots jump all aroud the place was just baffling. God knows why this has happened.
Add to that the fact of time itself freezing, and you have a rather messed up 10 mins.
The game even failed to realize that I survived the assainantion attempt and let the mode continue for a good five minutes. I did facepalm when I saw that assasination was still being carried on despite no timer being present.
Ah, well, there is always next week. :(
We'll try again tomorrow or something.
I was away and I didn't get to get online, what the fuck happened?
I thought I was turning up the output volume. I can't hear shit on that thing, just ask Mush. Sorry, I'll fix it.
FNF...lol
I was playing with a couple people (3vs2) and shit was lagging and I got disconnected as my modem actually just shut down and decided to restart!
PLus while we were playing I got the ever so nice message that our clan battle ended in a draw WTF? I could not find/join ANY game and like 6 people on my friends list were playing kilzone but it only showed me one other person when I went to join game actually in a game and there was a total of 5 of us.
next time I suppose.