So have you heard about the new alliance between Ragna and Tager? Yeah, it's a real 'Rag-Tag' operation.
9PM EDT: Street Fighter HD Remix Host: Senisan82 (PSN: Senisan)
Ryu and Ken are having a nice lunch at McDonald's after a morning of sparing. Ryu finishes up his Quarter Pounder but he's still a little hungry. So he turns to Ken and asks 'Hey Ken, can I have some of your fries?' To which Ken replies 'Sure-you-can!'
10PM EDT: Killzone 2 Host: Elsa (PSN: Elsa)
How many Helghast does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he'd rather nuke his own city.
I know you guys are used to getting these elaborate theme posts (especially from Takeshi) but this week I just couldn't come up with anything. So, yeah...
Here's a game that Jack's hosting, it's got punches and kicks and stuff. It's a pretty cool game. You should totally play it.
9PM EDT: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)
Moose is hosting this one. It's got punching and stuff too but it also has, like, Wolverine and Mega Man and shit. Anyway, it's a pretty cool game. You should totally play it.
10PM EDT: Killzone 2 Host: Elsa (PSN: Elsa)
This game has guns and bombs and junk. Also, it takes place in space, so that's pretty badass. Takeshi's hosting it, he a pretty cool guy. But I digress... It's a pretty cool game. You should totally play it.
Oh yeah, the password is 'TOID'.
11PM EDT: King of Fighters XII Host: JackofNoTrades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)
There's been, like, 12 of these games so far. If you really need a description then chances are you aren't interested in joining Jack. But you should; It's a pretty cool game. You should totally play it.
Another game with guns and grenades and things like that, but it doesn't have all Sci-Fi stuff in it, so there's that. It's a pretty cool game. You should totally play it.
I've been playing a lot of Batman: Arkham Asylum lately and it has reminded me of something I swore I'd never forget: Batman is the coolest. Unfortunately, Batman: Arkham Asylum has no multiplayer modes so it cannot be put into the FNF rotation. Because of this, I began wondering what it'd be like if Batman were in the games we're playing tonight.
Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts. Therefore he could single-handedly beat everyone in BlazBlue. Every single last one of them, at the same time.
9PM EDT: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)
If Batman were in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 he'd be in his own tier call the "Batman Tier." He'd be so overpowered that he's make Sentinel look like Servbot.
With all the talk of new classes I think it be cool to have a Batman class. However, then I realize that one lone Batman could liberate the princess before the other team even realizes that she's gone.
Ok, I lied. 1940's Batman uses guns but he only uses them to kill Nazis. Do just go back in time, get Batman, and tell him the other team is comprised entirely of Nazis and the round will be over in a matter of seconds. This is, of course, if you can actually manage to trick Batman into doing so; which you can't.
You see, Fat Princess is like Jell-o puddin' pops. No, actually, it's more like Kodak Film. No, actually, Fat Princess is like the New Coke; it'll be around forever. Heh. Heh. Heh.
You see, kids, they play the Socom, which gives them the brain damage. With their shootin' and the runnin' and the hidin' and the gunnin'. So they don't know what the Fat Princess is all about.
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