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Don't call it a comeback, it's been here for years. Rocking it's peers and putting suckas in fear. Making the DLC rain down like a monsoon, listen to that crash go boom.
Don't call it a comeback, it's been here for years. Rocking it's peers and putting suckas in fear. Making the DLC rain down like a monsoon, listen to that crash go boom.
After I'm done beating Beta like a rented mule, I'll be hosting a few rounds of the Uncharted Beta. I had the opportunity to play co-op for a while now it's time to test the competitive mode.
Beta has gotten really lucky over the past few weeks. Said luck has result in them thinking that it's okay to run their mouths. Well, I don't let people talk out of line unless I have fornicated with them. So unless they want to do that, they should not talk any more, Okay? Just because the members of Alpha have social lives and haven't been showing up the the clan matches doesn't mean you actually are getting the better of us. A ten vs. two victory is hardly a victory at all.
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Red Faction Demo Host: JackOfNoTrades (PSN: JackOfNoTrades85)
Jack is hosting a little ostrich hammer action. So if you have a UK PSN account and managed to snag the multi-player demo join in. Other wise you can just play the single player demo that the US got and pretend that you're playing with other people.
9PM EST: Street Fighter IV Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
y0j1mb0 doesn't mean to kill the mood but he has to shit bad.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
We're using Vekta Crusier as the stage for tonight's battle. So if you don't have the map pack you either need to buy it or get ready to root from the sidelines.
12PM EST: Sacred 2 Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
y0j1mb0 won't shut up about this game so you know it's a quality title. It's probably the closest thing to a Diablo game that the PS3 is ever going to get so if you're jonesing for some hack and slash action come on and and join the party. read more
Another Friday, that special time of the week when DToiders of various races and creed band together in the spirit of competition. Unless you have other plans, of course. I know that personally I'm going to get drunk and watch Star Trek. Those who decide to partake in the festivities will get to fight for the honor and glory of victory or, in Beta's case, comfort each other after a crushing defeat.
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)
Before he hosts the warm up, IronPikeman will be hosting everyone's favorite game high speed bumper cars: Burnout Paradise. So join him for some high octane fun or just keep harassing him to host Killzone.
9PM EST: Puzzle Quest Galactrix Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Nobody likes him. Everybody hates him. Guess he'll go play Worms Puzzle Quest Galactrix. You should join him because nobody likes you either.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
And now, a biting taunt for the member of the Beta clan: Alpha rules. Beta drools. :-P Fear my rapier wit.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
They always say that they're going to start playing this again but they always get distracted by some other shiny new game. So they might require some gentle prodding if you want a good match. read more
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)
Before he hosts the warm up IronPikeman will be hosting everyone's favorite game high speed bumber cars: Burnout Paradise. So join him for some high octane fun or just keep harassing him to host Killzone.
9PM EST: Worms. Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Nobody likes him. Everybody hates him. Guess he'll go play Worms. You should join him because nobody likes you either.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
Look, proof that the clan battle has finally been set for the correct date. See what not waiting 'til the last minute to accept clan challenges can bring you Beta? A prompt and through ass kicking by Alpha, that's what.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
They always say that they're going to start playing this again but they always get distracted by some other shiny new game. So they might require some gentle prodding if you want a good match. read more
Ah yes, here we are getting ready to gather for a fun filled night of revelry and digital violence. Of course, with each Friday Night Fight they is of course the corresponding blog to let you fine folks now what the plan for the evening is. As you all have probably recognized at this point that I like to pad my FNF posts with a video of some sort and I normally try and use my first paragraph to tie the video in with some kind of theme for the night. Well I have no idea who to tie this in effectively but I still feel the need to use it for the benefit of some of the younger DToid members. So youngin's, behold the magic that was Disney in the 80's.
IronPikeman is going to be covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. As such the pre-match warmup probably won't be going on as long as usual. Probably only for an hour or so beforehand instead of the traditional all-nighter. As usual the password will be 'TOID'.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)
Before he hosts the warm up IronPikeman will be hosting everyone's favorite game high speed bumber cars: Burnout Paradise. So join him for some high octane fun or just keep harassing him to host Killzone.
9PM EST: Worms. Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Nobody likes him. Everybody hates him. Guess he'll go play Worms. You should join him because nobody likes you either.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
Beta should have learned it's lesson by now. Alpha is dominating these clan matches with a 2-0 record. I suppose though that if Beta want's to keep getting it's ass handed to them that's their own business. Of course this is assuming that Y0jimb0 ever accepts the clan challenge.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
They always say that they're going to start playing this again but they always get distracted by some other shiny new game. So they might require some gentle prodding if you want a good match. read more
Tonight I'm going to meet some friends for dinner then we're going to watch Adventureland. So that means I won't be around to help my beloved Alpha clan get another easy victory over those Beta dogs. I can, however, cheer them on in spirit. So... Come on Alpha, let's go! *Clap* *Clap* Let's go Alpha, let's go! *Clap* *Clap*
Takeshi will be running a series of pre-game scrimmages to get you in the mood for the grandiose slobber-knocker that'll be occurring later in the evening. You don't have to be in either of the clans to participate just find Takeshi and use the password 'TOID' to get your kill on.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman )
If you'd prefer to take a break from all the killing why not join IronPikeman for a relaxing drive around Paradise City. Hop in your tiny cop car and go cruising for midgets or drive around in your pedo-van and pick some some preschoolers.
9PM EST: Worms. Host: y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Y0j1mb0 will be hosting this new PSN game which features worms throwing bananas at each other. If he can convince his wife to let him use the TV that is.
10PM EST: Unreal Tournament 3. Host: IronPikeman(PSN: IronPikeman)
Killzone 2's spastic cousin. If you want to leap into the thick of battle wildly firing rockets or drive one of the walker things from War of the Worlds then this is the game for you.
11PM EST: Killzone 2 Clan Battle Alpha vs. Beta
We'll see if Beta even shows up after the beat down they got last week. Who knows, without me and my godlike propaganda capturing abilities Alpha might have a slightly more difficult time. For those who haven't participated in one of these battles before just check your clan messages 10-15 before the match starts for access to the room.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
After what I assume will be another crushing defeat I'm sure SantanaClaus89 and Y0j1mb0 will want to go lick their wounds in Socom. Be warned though, they might be looking to take out their frustrations on anyone they can.
Just a few more quick words of encouragement for the other officers of Alpha, Takeshi and IronPikeman, before this blog comes to a close. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. read more
If we were made of paper-mâché, we'd all get blown up quite faster.
Tonight a big night, if all goes according to plan this should the Killzone 2 clan's first foray into the competitive battle scene. If you're one of those freaks that can't stand Killzone, don't worry we've got you covered. Our usual roster is still in place so there should be something here to scratch your gaming itch. If you're still not satisfied perhaps I can offer you some reading material to pass the time. It may be a little on the short side but those who have read it agree that it's a literary tour de force that masterfully shows the power of the written word. Or so I've been told...
All Goddamn Night: Killzone 2 Host: Takeshi (PSN: Johanhin)
I never heard from anyone what the plan for any clan competition is so I'm just going to assume that we're going to do our regular closed room inner-clan fights that we usually do. If I get an update about any clan battles or tournaments I'll update this space accordingly. Be sure to check out the Killzone 2 clan blog that Takeshi made but I believe that the clan is currently full so we're not sending out invites any more.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman )
Now with even more DLC in the form of toy and boost cars are beginning to turn this game into a surreal experience. So either hop in the impossible to control Carson Extreme Hotrod and go careening into walls or be like me and spend all your time smashing into things with the Toy Hunter Takedown 4x4 while screaming "Pow-Pow-Power Wheels!"
9PM EST: Call of Duty 4. Host: Jack of No Trades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)
I'm not entirely sure Jack of No Trades is up for hosting this tonight but according to his PSN comment he's bored of Killzone so we'll see. Resident Evil 5 came out though so he might be busy with that instead.
10PM EST: Resistance 2. Host: shipero (PSN: Shipero)
This game is on the way out of the rotation so you might want to hop on for nostalgia's sake.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
I looks like the regulars are starting to drift back from Killzone. With some more ne players on the way I'm sure they'll be back to their glory days in no time.
Street Fighter IV
Punch, kick, it's all in the mind. If you want to test y0j1mb0 I'm sure you'll find that all the things he'll teach ya is sure to beat ya. Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now...
LittleBigPlanet
Killzone costumes are coming soon, I just with it were a level pack too, that'd be awesome.
Dtoiders with levels:
Takeshi a.k.a. JohanHin
CountingConflict
Brainderailment
DVDDesign a.k.a. BluDesign:
y0j1mb0 a.k.a. k0wb0y-b33b0p
Merry Ho
SantanaClaus89 a.k.a. Moosehole
Dean R
Qraze
Daxelman
IronPikeman
Superezekiel
Corican
Dtoiders without levels: (Leave us be, they'll be done when they're done.)
Back before it was released I wasn't entirely convinced about Killzone 2's multiplayer. I wasn't worried about the quality, but rather how interested I would personally be in it. After all, Call of Duty 4 had by all accounts a fantastic multiplayer setup but that didn't stop me from getting bored with it very quickly. When I picked up my copy last Friday I sat down to run through the campaign but was interrupted by some some of the people on my friend list asking my to join their room. I figured I'd play a quick round or two, then hop back on single player until it was time for Resistance 2. I ended up playing for six hours, so did many other Dtoiders. So you'll understand our decision to have Takeshi host Killzone 2 for the entirety of the evening.
All Goddamn Night: Killzone 2 Host:Takeshi (PSN: Johanhin)
Join Takeshi for a fun filled evening of gun play, rocket spamming, and futile attempts to earn that sentry gun badge. To be honest this is probably going to be the main draw of the evening so the attendance for the other games are probably going to suffer, but fuck those games, they're not Killzone 2.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host: MaxVest (PSN: MaxVest)
Edit: MaxVest and IronPikeman both volunteered to host if people want.
This superb racing game may still be getting plenty of DLC love from it's developer keeping it fresh with new car packs but it still suffers from the fatal flaw of not being Killzone 2 so we can't even get a committed host for it. Luckily though, joining your friends is really easy so just look for a couple other suckers who are stupid enough to not be playing Killzone and start a DeLorean vs. Ecto-1 dream race.
9PM EST: Call of Duty 4. Host: Jack of No Trades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)
I'm not entirely sure Jack of No Trades is up for hosting this tonight as he's been busy delivering shotgun blasts to the face in Killzone 2 recently but I'm sure he'll be willing to if you ask him nicely enough.
10PM EST: Resistance 2. Host: shipero (PSN: Shipero)
Against my better judgment I'll temporarily halt my Killzone 2 marathon to host this game for you fine people. Do not make me regret this decision.
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
While the usual hosts for this game for this game have been too busy fighting for the glory of the Helghast Empire lately, I'm sure they'll be back to their one true love in due time.
Street Fighter IV
Protip: If you're desperate for a match just question y0j1mb0's manhood. You'll be getting you ass kicked in a matter of seconds.
LittleBigPlanet
Close... but something seems a little off.
Dtoiders with levels:
Takeshi a.k.a. JohanHin
CountingConflict
Brainderailment
DVDDesign a.k.a. BluDesign:
y0j1mb0 a.k.a. k0wb0y-b33b0p
Merry Ho
SantanaClaus89 a.k.a. Moosehole
Dean R
Qraze
Daxelman
IronPikeman
Superezekiel
Dtoiders without levels: (Leave us be, they'll be done when they're done.)
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, a day of love, romance, and expensive jewelry. I'm here today to help spread the love as part of my court ordered community service that I got back when I tried to steal Christmas. So what are you waiting for? Grab your incense and patchouli and lets get this lovefest started.
8PM EST: Burnout Paradise Host:Takeshi (PSN: Johanhin)
Join Takeshi in spreading his message of love to the non-existent citizens of Paradise City. Nothing symbolizes love quite like jet powered car barrel rolling off a cliff and smashing into the cold, uncaring pavement below.
9PM EST: Call of Duty 4. Host: Jack of No Trades(PSN: JackofNoTrades85)
Next you can assist Jack of No Trades in spread love throughout the Middle East... by any means necessary. Load you M16, prime your explosives, and make the terrorist scum feel the love... with extreme prejudice.
10PM EST: Resistance 2. Host: shipero (PSN: Shipero)
Help me rebuke the Chimeran advances, they just want us for our bodies. Typical alien/mutant/whatever bullshit. Am I right ladies?
12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: SantanaClaus89(PSN: Moosehole) and y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)
Finish off the night by getting double teamed by SantanaClaus89 and y0j1mb0. Get all the hot action you need, I heard that they often go all night long.
You could also just settle in for a nice quite night of LittleBigPlanet. Meet up with that special someone or fly solo and explore some of the levels that your fellow dtoiders have made.
Dtoiders with levels:
Takeshi a.k.a. JohanHin
CountingConflict
Brainderailment
DVDDesign a.k.a. BluDesign:
y0j1mb0 a.k.a. k0wb0y-b33b0p
Merry Ho
SantanaClaus89 a.k.a. Moosehole
Dean R
Dtoiders without levels: (Leave us be, they'll be done when they're done.)
Haxan
Shipero
Silver Dragon
Thank god this post is done, I can finally drop this lovey-dovey crap. Good thing too I was beginning to get violently ill. You people with your stable, loving relationships, you make me sick. Here's a bonus video for those who will be spending Valentines Day bitter and alone, like me.
