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Haze Missed the Boat (or did it!?)
sfranks | 4:06 PM on 05.12.2008 10 comments


Playing the Haze demo was like chewing a popsicle stick. The foliage is non-deformable, which is a huge mistake, the combat is generic, and the personalities of your teammates are ridiculous. But the drug part is fantastic. Sort of.

I love the idea that you can go from a normal guy to a super-soldier through some kind of stimulant haze, but that's not what's really going on, is it? You're going from super-soldier, which is already an unfair advantage, to a kind of super-godness, where the flesh-men that surround you simply become softer. There's a duality going on, though, between being high and breathing the sweet, sweet air. Things become serene when your helmet is open--you feel more natural, and it feels good. I don't know if I like being high. I thought they'd take it in a different direction. Something more like this:



You can overjuice yourself in Haze. It essentially makes you a dangerous retard; friends and foes become indistinguishable from each other, you'll pull out a grenade, and just hold it, as the glint of sunlight dances upon its smooth surface. It's an unhelpful high, full of wasted potential.

What if the overdose forced a crazy Klingon-like battle trance where you auto-lock to heads? Where the computer gauges distance, enemy bullet trajectory, grenade usage, and all that stuff, while at the same time you're poppin' teammates in the face, you're vomiting all over the inside of your helmet, you're leaving a trail of urine through a crack in your shoe to match the trail of limbs and blood? And then you snap out of it and you're just some dude, HP-equivalent of some random enemy. Yeah, you need the haze to stand a chance, but there's also this risk/reward system where you can, optionally, blitz the fuck out and clear an entire level like some insane, drooling monster.

The demo might not be a fair showcase of the haze system, so I'll hold out hope that they
do something interesting with it, but so far my expectations have been dashed. I want to love you, Haze!



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liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 16:30
liam2015
Yeah when I od'd I started jumping around and shooting things, eventually shooting someone I thought was an enemy for about 30 seconds. Turned out it was just a teamamate.

But it was better than I expected. I was never really excited for Haze, it looked like another generic shooter, but I found that I liked using Nectar quite a bit. I'll probably rent it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 16:36
king3vbo
I like the idea of going completely beserk in a drug-fueled rampage. That sounds like fun
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 17:00
Ocified-Xboxer
Free Radical stole the concept from NARC!

Seriously though, as a non PS3 owner, Haze has had me interested for a while...I have faith in Free Radical, as they have sort of earned it. But they built the engine from the ground up, and for the first time. So it will be interesting to see if they can get it together and put forward something compelling...

I've not played the demo (obviously) so I have nothing to go on other than what I have read...
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 17:39
swiftkaratechop
i totally thought haze was going to be great at first but the more and more i read about it the more and more my mind becomes CHANGED.

i want to love haze too :(
but haze seems like a nasty prostitute with no teeth......WAIT now i really love haze =D
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 17:53
mix
4 player, jump in at anytime during the game, co-op should be amazing. The demo wasn't balls on fire amazing, but is wasn't ass bad either.
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 18:13
animateria
Don't care.

The game needs to prove its better than COD4, which I don't even own yet.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:41
PetiePal
When I OD I drop my pants and head for the first orifice my diving rod senses. Always make sure you have plenty of bail money stocked up.
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