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sevink | 10:31 PM on 04.09.2008 48 comments


Heres the deal, I need a new xbox live name (read link) and the thing goes like this, I want a new name, but frankly the one I want is taken, so I'm calling you to all VOTE on a name for me on xbox live. Heres what you get to pick from

1.Vesnik
2.ISpent800Points4This
3.Pissfish
4.RonsBitch (can you even have curse words in Xbox live?)


Those are the only 4 I can think of at the moment. If you have a suggestion, and a lot of people like it I'll edit the post and add to the list. So GO ON VOTE.


Edit After carefully consideration, I've narrowed it down 3 popular names
1.TammyWynette
2.Vesnik
3.Sevintoid

So go on a comment for only one of these three, GO GO!

and now a pic I made in 5 seconds....



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:43
MrSadistic
Those names are all dumb, I pick "LordSnausages".
pinksage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:46
pinksage
"whatwhatinmybutt"
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:46
Arugala9
I vote Vesnik.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:48
kaciesaurus
I don't know how often you play fps' online, but I always laugh when someone kills me and their name is "dysentery" or something.
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:49
sevink
I like.

metal, vaginas, video games, I'm in college for writing (shocker isn't it) I like to eat food hence why I'm fat. Uh I have a weird obsession with no numbers or XnameX thing. I love handheld games more than anything, mainly NeoGeo Pocket Color, PSP and DS. And I run game tournaments as my job. I guess that would be most of it. Oh and I'm engaged.

My favorite game of all time is FF8.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:49
Revolt in Colour
TheRealSevink
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:55
Aaron Mxy Yost
knives_backwards
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:04
Shin Oni
another FFVIII fan? here I am thinking I was the only one.

I personally like the first 2. cause I don't understand why i'm paying money to change my Gammertag name. But this is Microsoft we're talking about.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:04
Steel Squirrel
Ok, here are some for you man....

Milky Butt Leaf

Toasted Butt Fist

Angry Testicle

Oatmeal Tits

Sharp Peen

Squid Nipples

Tight Pants

RubMyPirate

Turbo Scat

Cat Macro
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:08
sevink
@Steel

those are so effing funny.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:10
the GAMEGOBLIN
VagtasticRon

...awesome.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:11
kaciesaurus
I vote Oatmeal Tits
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:13
Boolean
That picture is so confusing
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:13
MrSadistic
Johnny Mantits.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:16
ceark
I'm with kacie on this actually. how fucking hilarious would it be to see "Phratboyblahblah was killed by Diarrhea" or "Dumbassscreaming12yearold was killed by thecrabz?"
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:23
MATTFOO
DICK BUTT
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MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:23
MaxVest
Good causes of death: boredom, ennui, sheerforceofwill, popularvote, telegram, asploded_head, autoeroticasphyxiation, a_sissy, longanddebilitatingillness.

I have nothing responsive to your original question. 53V1NK?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:25
MrSadistic
xSevinkx

that's the cool thing to do
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:31
Silverback 55
RubMyPirate or Squid Nipples

Those are my votes
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:32
kaciesaurus
or just tammywynette. you get the hilarity of irony and the clever "you were killed by" joke.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:39
Red TheHaze Veron
"iusedtobesevink"
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:39
ZombiePlatypus
Out of what you listed, Vesnik sounds cool in a vaguely Russian way...

Or for another idea, howsabout "Sevink M'i"? "Sedalb"? I dunno...
CreamyGoodness7's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:59
CreamyGoodness7
Sevinktoid

Erect Ostrich

God that's weird that 'Erect Ostrich' is the best I could come up with
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:14
sevink
I'm totally thinking TammyWynette, I dunno, I like Sevintoid is a good one I thought up too.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:39
13thDragon
DickPickle.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:49
Neonie
"totallynorknives"
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:51
Bob Muir
Cancer.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:54
Teen Idol
BUTTSECKS!!!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:55
Aziel13
damn j00 Pinksage you got to it before me
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 01:02
13thDragon
I totally have a Decepticon shirt like that dude in the picture.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 01:14
atheistium
Vesnik
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 01:26
ceark
sevinkoid?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 02:10
Hamza CTZ Aziz
rectum horse
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 02:11
Victor Stillwater
VESNIK! :D
Gasekura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 02:24
Gasekura
At least we can tell you're doing the journalism side of writing and not the creative side.

Sevintoid out of the ones you listed, but I'm also liking sevinkwasmyoldtag. If you weren't against numbers I'd say Bladed3dge or something. BladeMeetsBody, MyKnifeYourNeck, or MyBulletYourSkull depending on whether your preference lies with stabbing or with shooting your enemies.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 02:30
ArrestedDeveloper
i wanted pissfish
Pixel Blue's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 07:34
Pixel Blue
Vesnik is awesomely Russian sounding. Love it.

That or one of Steel's. Milky Butt Leaf is simultaneously really fucking weird and totally hilarious. Is it talking about a milky butt's leaf? Or is the butt-leaf milky? Either way it's horrible and wonderful.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 07:34
Tubatic
TammyWynette
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 08:00
aborto thefetus
Cletus thefetus

Actually fuck that, I want that name.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 08:57
blehman
RubMyPirate ftw.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 10:08
Char Aznable
I'm leaning toward Oatmeal Tits.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:50
smackifilia
Satanic RapePenis
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:49
Char Aznable
Nevermind, I'm switching my vote to Satanic RapePenis.
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