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Mass Effect: Shepard = Wife-beater FTW
seltzermx | 10:30 PM on 06.26.2008 14 comments


So, I'm going through my second play through of Mass Effect, and this time I decide to do the renegade path. I'm like 20 hours in and I need to go back to the citadel for new missions. As I get there, a female reporter stops to ask me some questions, and naturally I answer all in the reds to get the renegade points.

So she finally says the next one will be the last one, but there's no answer in red this time. I decide to end the conversation and choose "Time to shut you up". I thought he'd just tell her to go fuck herself or threaten her or something of that nature. Instead, he stares coolly at her for like 2 seconds, takes 2 steps forward, then decks her like a drunken irishman after a night at the pub. She got up, yelled something and ran away, but I was to busy cleaning my controller of the water I spit on it when I burst out laughing to pay attention to what she said.

Don't tell Fox News. They might decide Mass Effect also promotes domestic violence against women.



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nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 22:53
nebones
I'M TELLING FOX!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:07
Puppy Licks
Haha I love the conversation topics in mass effect where you can just punch them out, makes ya feel like a right bastard :)
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:13
adultswim810
That is why i loved that game
valentine's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:14
valentine
That was the most awesome part of the game. I gave up trying to play renegade, cause having an edge in any morality based game means being batshit.

My favorite times were when I was talking to someone, then out of the blue Shepard would pull a gun. WTF. No way that would work all the time.

Nevermind, maybe I belong in the renegade bin for how crazy that comment was.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:25
TrailerParkJesus
I gotta find that part of the game
Elandarex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:37
Elandarex
Wow, I love Mass Effect but for some reason I have yet to experience this glorious turn of events. Now if only I had my 360 or (even better) I wasn't afraid of the PC version's SecuROM protection raping the flip out of my computer (which it did recently, prompting a format).
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 23:53
ArrestedDeveloper
Renegade path can be fun, like when you complain about the reward the asari escort gives you so she has sex with you to shut you up. I also enjoy punching the retarded/mentally disturbed guy on the first planet.
Brahms's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 00:02
Brahms
Call me a square, but I always felt twinges of pain when following the renegade path. It's still fun to have the option every once in a while though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 00:05
Sharpless
"Sometimes, you just have to hit a woman."

seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 00:14
seltzermx
@ArrestedDeveloper: haha wow, I actually didn't do full renegade on that one. I wanted the little trinket for the Prothean ruin on that one, so I didn't know if she'd give it if I went renegade.

Hmmm, third play through, here I come!!
(no pun intended)
(well, maybe a little pun)
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 00:39
Clockwork
Holy shit! That's awesome!
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 05:38
Morrius
Sold.
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