10: Gouken
For no reason other than he looks like my Grandad with hair, hence the number 10 spot.
9: E.Honda
This guy clearly states in every, EVERY you hear, street fighter game that he is a sumo and that he want's to bring sumo to the world. Despite this, contrery to what a real sumo is, he is as muscaly as The Terminaor and Solid Snake's love child. With a stomach like a super tankers hull, and the ability to fly, this loveable lug grapples a number 9 spot!
8: Sagat
When I think of this man I think of Iceland (the shop not the country) with biceps! He's as cheap as the day is long. Being kicked by him is like being hit by a Big Rig Truck.....that can fly, by phisics standards he shouldn't be able to lift his leg as high as he does with a H kick, but lo and behold, he can and I challenge any of you to argue with him!
I dear you you to take this number 8 off of him...
7: Hakan
The only Super Street Fighter 4 newcomer to squeeze his way into the list. This titan of a Turkish oil wraseler hes only just been reveled so little is known about him by the average bloke or bloke-et (?) because the averege bloke/bloke-et has not had an oppotunity to get there hands on him, but the revel trailer has shown me enough...With the first shout we all heard at the end of the Dudly/Ibuki ect revel trailer of "looks like its time to oil up!" I knew he was going to be a winner. The simple facts of the matter though are thus; He looks like a solid grappler, and gives a good giggle to any one playing or watching. But the biggest pull for me is that he p*sses all over the super-fans bonfire, and that is why his many beautiful daughters would be proud to give there daddy a nice number 7 spot.
6: M.Bison
YES! Despite all the tornoments, deaths and the fact his main attack it preaty much sets him on fire, he has kept his fantastic looks, and lets not forget the winning smile shall we? Thats one beautiful smile that could make Cherel Cole look like Rocky Dennis, Now you try and resist giving him a number 6?
5: Dan
Mid way point, average fighter; seems quite poetic doesn't it? The ultimate underdog of the entire fighting series, always depicted as the worst of the worst and an utter loser, but i have seen him win SO many times! he may be staisticaly the weakest, but statistics mean bull crap compared to skill. If you can use Dan, you can win against the highest tier of chrachters, nuff said. And lets be with our selves, compared to the other street fighters yes he is a bit wet, but I bet you cant shoot of a fire ball half as good as he can, can you?
Because of that never say die attitude he gets a solid number 5.
4: Dhalsim
Pasafist my left butt cheek! This Bangladeshi Bruser can brake your face from 100 yards away, and then cook your wife for good mesure. Is it just me or is he one of the most menecing chrachters from the franchise? Wearing a necklace of skulls and blank eyes, i'd rather tusle with Ruy and his fire balls than this terrefing brute and his frigginflame thrower! Take this 4 away from him and he'll probably burn your house down!
3: Hugo Andore
Jesus Christopher get a load of this guy! With a face not even his mother can love, this guy may be rated low tire, but seriously!? Not even Arinie in his prime would mess with him! Quake in fear as he shout "Eins, Zwie, Drie!" and "Gigas Breaker!" every person who played against him wet there mother fudging pants! And I must say im very VERY dis-heartened that he's not making a playable apperence in SSF4, still I can look back on the glory days of SF3 and smile every time I hear the titan shout "HAMMER MOUNTAIN!" you take the 3 off him, cos i'm sure as hell not trying...
2: Dudley
The only Brit to make an apperence hear. With the best voice in all off street fighters history, he acctualy sounds like an upper class brit well done Capcom, polite round of applause me thinks. What a great back story this gentelman has as well, ay? Some incretulos little fuck has the odasity to steal a car from him, and so he sets of on a round the world treck to beat up any one who, basiclly, gives him a funny look. And then to top it all off, he beats up a god who for some reason stole the car, why the hell does a god need a car!? But I digress, fantastic charachter, fantastic story, fantastic voice, can't wait to try him in SSF4.
Well erned 2 old chap!
1: Zangief
Started life as a Soviet spy, now a loved wresler in his mother land, is it possible to not love this giant? He is without a shoadow of a doubt my best playable charachter, which goes a long way to putting him at the top, but thats not all. In fact alot of my love for him and all of these charachters comes from me and my friend creating insain, mad, rude and crude side stories and alter egos for them, and we do that with no charachter more than the Red Cyclone.
Number 1, nuff said.
Note: I appologise for any and all spelling or grammer mistakes, because of my lack of computer skills i cant find how to do spell check on internet explorer. If ANYONE can help please do and these mistakes will not be made again.
No Cammy?
No Elena?
No Ibuki?
You are such a sexist.