This is kind of weird. The message of the day on Call of Duty 4 reads:

"Welcome to the BETA! Max rank for the BETA is currently Master Sergeant I (Lv.20). Enjoy the game!"

Anybody else notice this?

I'm thinking about buying a Dreamcast just to play backups and homebrew on it. I never owned a Dreamcast or played many of the games, and I heard its easy to play backups and homebrew on it.

Is it possible to just burn a Boot disk? Any websites or information on doing so would be great. Also, how big are the games usually?

Thanks

The system is dead and nobody is making games or money on it. Spare me an anti-piracy speech.

I'm an American living in the Midwest and I've met exactly 0 Brits in person. But in the mornings, usually playing COD4, I come across groups of Brits. Usually drunk-- I mean pissed (I think). They are almost always hilarious. I thought Americans used a lot of profanity. I was wrong. Brits have figured out how to use the word "fuck" for almost every occasion and word. They are so dramatic about it.

I often think of the movie Snatch when these guys go on a rant. I wonder what movies Brits think of when they come across a bunch of unruly Americans?

Its awesome because whenever I play with Brits it reminds me of the British SAS part of COD4. Every player is a MacTavish, or whatever his name is. Then whenever I play with Americans, usually 80% of the time, its like I'm playing the crappy Marine parts of the game, with everybody being that black guy that raps. Thats when I mute the person.

I've come across some Brits that I guess are the British equivalent of rednecks. I can't understand one word that they are saying. They are supposedly speaking English, but it registers as Jive.

"Did ya' see dat? ah' plum shot dat guy in de fuckin' 'haid. Dat moda' fucka' is wasted, man. Right On! 'Sup, dudes brains are all ova' de wall and shit. I'm audi-fivein' t'audi-five gots' some mayonnaise sandwich. "

Well, enough talking about CoD4, its time to go play it.

Jive translation from http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html

Why do people still listen to that douche? Don't news programs run background checks? Maybe type in "Jack" in Google to see what comes up? I really wish this used condom would just kill himself. He's a psycho. He hurts people after terrible incidents. Over and over again he does. He's disgusting. He calls himself an expert on school shootings. So that means hes really good at shooting up schools?

Wasn't this sperm dumpster getting disbarred? Whatever happened to that?

How does he even sleep??? As ugly as Jack Thompson is I would hate to see what his wife and child look like.

Whenever I see a pile of shit I think of Jack Thompson. Like, this morning, I walked out to get the newspaper and stepped into a warm pile of Jack Thompson. This evening I took a huge nut and crunch Jack Thompson with corn sprinkled on it. It took two flushes to take that fucker down. Just now I thought I was about to fart, but a little bit of Jack Thompson leaked out. Don't you hate that?

Whenever you see or hear about Jack Thompson, whats the first thing comes to mind?

Take about five dozen eggs, start putting them into a bowl. Mix the FUCK out of them. And whaddya get?

UTHER ANSWERED CORRECTLY!

ANSWER: PENIS!!!!

Sorry that I don't have a video. I was in a bank when I saw it. I don't even know which news source it was. I just know it wasn't Fox. The bitch on there said the movie No Country for Old Men had senseless violence and gore and that the guy "PROBABLY" loved this movie. Again, failed to mention that he hadn't been taking his medication.

One thing, the movie No Country for Old Men had sensible violence and gore. Its fucked up that we have to defend video games and movies whenever some asshole kills a bunch of people in a school.

By the way, go see No Country for Old Men. Its an incredible movie that I've brought up in many conversations long after I watched it. Watch it with an open mind.


BREAKING NEWS: FOX LOVES DICKS IN AND AROUND THEIR MOUTHS. ALSO, A SAUCER OF SEMEN IS SLIGHTLY MORE TOLERABLE THAN JACK THOMPSON.