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Videogame Riddle: Take about five dozen eggs, start putting them into a bowl.Mix the FUCK out of them. And whaddya get?
savagesaladin \| 9:35 AM on 02.17.2008	34 comments

Take about five dozen eggs, start putting them into a bowl. Mix the FUCK out of them. And whaddya get?

UTHER ANSWERED CORRECTLY!

ANSWER: PENIS!!!!

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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

CaptainApocalypse

Is it FAIL? I think its fail.

savagesaladin

@Captain

Who are you? Go away.

mistic

I would go for

"Eggs in a bowl that had the fuck mixed out of them"

or "Fail" could be it too....

but since its supposed to be a videogame-riddle, I'll hold out on the second option until the end-result is known :-) because I like videogame-riddles, just not convinced about this one yet...

timtheterrible

CaptainApocalypse wins the internets.

atastysammich

Nine eggs short of Dr. Eggman gettin' some? I've got nothin'.

WDot

A bowl of sixty beaten, sterile eggs?

UMF Skibum

Way too much scrambled eggs?

DannyMcGeek

You can never have too much scrambled eggs.

Uther

PENIIIIIIS?!

UMF Skibum

@ DannyBoy.

Well played. Well played.

savagesaladin

@Uther

YOU WIN!!

B-Radicate

Pure and utter failure.

Uther

Hooray for my EgoRaptor fanatism!
What do I win?! ...Penis?

savagesaladin

@Uther

Two PENISES!!!!!!!!!

JonDarkwood

well this cblog isn't all it's cracked up to be

Chaosye

Dammit, I was about to say it.

I WIN THE PENIS THAT SHOOTS AN ENORMOUS LASER AT DR.WILY.

savagesaladin

@JonDarkwood

Whats a "cblog"?

Holyetheline

I am the eggman, you are the eggmen, i am the walrus....

vp360

okay................

13thDragon

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

Sadie G

too much Professor Layton?

Cyberxion

Crack crack crack, the egg into the fucking bowl. Mix mix mix, the same fucking egg, in the same fucking bowl.

mix

A huge fucking crunchy omelet.

007

...yeah, this is pure fail. Way to make yourself and others look like complete retards. Hide this bull shit.

shipero

When solving this riddle most people get hung up on the five dozen eggs mentioned in the clue but in reality the eggs have nothing to do with the solution. Instead what you must look for is a word that stands out, which in this case is the all capitalized "FUCK". Simple word association naturally brings the connections of fuck = penis or fuck = vagina. However, as we all know, vaginas are as mythical as unicorns and fairies, leaving only one possible solution...

007

^see what I mean?

savagesaladin

@007

Your comment makes you look like a total penis. Too bad you can't hide your stupid fucking comment, penis.

007

^See what I mean?

jdub28

^See what I mean?

Eschatos

What's the prize? Moar penises?

ceark

I don't get it.

@sadie I just thought the same thing.

Snaileb

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHY?

ultitaria

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/415757

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