Lumberjacks save lives. Trees are everywhere. In our backyards, in our front yards, even in our forests. Trees like to fall down and cave in houses, killing entire families. If a tree had the chance, it would murder you and everyone you care about.
I used to say "I chop down trees because I DONT GIVE A FUCK!". Well, now whenever I chop down a tree or just burn it, I know I make a difference and possibly save a life or even a whole family.
When you hug a tree, just know, that tree isn't hugging you back. Its plotting revenge because your house is made out of its family.
So the next time you see a Lumberjack, say thanks. But don't look him directly in the eyes or he will jack you. After all, without lumberjacks we wouldn't have lumber. Without lumber we wouldn't have lincoln logs, houses, pencils, sticks for beating children and fire. Marshmallows would be completely useless. Ever eat a marshmallow just out of the bag? Me neither.
Carry that axe with you. You look that tree right square in the eyes, and you say take your best shot pal, I can take it.
@kacie: it doesn't matter who did what first, the fact is that we're trapped in a cycle of racial warfare here, and it's us vs them, people. US VS THEM!
That picture has absolutely nothing to do with this blog. If you're doing it for shock you're doing a shitty job and being a dumb bitch. Fuck off, you're not welcome here.
Trees. Taking my precious carbon dioxide. Using unholy alchemy to turn sunlight into food. Getting in the way of subdivisions. Giving safe haven to squirrels and coyotes (the tree-climbing kind). Generally being stubborn.
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First post WOOOOH!
Hippies are America's biggest threat. I'm looking at you shipero.
maybe the trees are just mad because we started killing them first?
and I think you're weird.
no the trees are mad, because they are little punk-ass bitches.
it's true even as paper trees attack us with cuts fuck trees and their life giving oxygen
@kacie: it doesn't matter who did what first, the fact is that we're trapped in a cycle of racial warfare here, and it's us vs them, people. US VS THEM!
uhoh.
@Kacie
What the fuck. Don't ever comment on my cblog again, got that?
uh wtf why are they smiling in that pic
That is pretty much terrifying in every conceivable way.
That picture has absolutely nothing to do with this blog. If you're doing it for shock you're doing a shitty job and being a dumb bitch. Fuck off, you're not welcome here.
Trees. Taking my precious carbon dioxide. Using unholy alchemy to turn sunlight into food. Getting in the way of subdivisions. Giving safe haven to squirrels and coyotes (the tree-climbing kind). Generally being stubborn.
I say, let 'em get jacked.
This is my favorite blog of the day! I LOL'd a lot.
@savagesaladin: The picture is called tree-man-1.jpg.
that was.... informative???
I don't know if you're seriously mad at me or not, but that is the "tree man"
google it.
@Kacie360
Oh, I apologize. I thought he was a severely burnt man. He's the "tree man". Haha, I get it now. He's a traitor and must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's cool.
hopefully we all learned a lesson about overreacting.
I learned that hippies and trees should be burned in the face.
So, is savagesaladin shamelessly ripping off the humor of this avatar now?
Maddox much?
O SHIT ITS TREEMAN
Hey, fuck you guys. Trees rule
*Tries to hump tree, but knocks it over with immensely large penis*
... Wasn't me
Trees started it!
Well, if it isn't Tree Man, my arch-nemesis!
My mom was a tree once.
Tree man? Oh, I'm so down for that...