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savagesaladin | 12:08 PM on 02.24.2008 12 comments


I'm an American living in the Midwest and I've met exactly 0 Brits in person. But in the mornings, usually playing COD4, I come across groups of Brits. Usually drunk-- I mean pissed (I think). They are almost always hilarious. I thought Americans used a lot of profanity. I was wrong. Brits have figured out how to use the word "fuck" for almost every occasion and word. They are so dramatic about it.

I often think of the movie Snatch when these guys go on a rant. I wonder what movies Brits think of when they come across a bunch of unruly Americans?

Its awesome because whenever I play with Brits it reminds me of the British SAS part of COD4. Every player is a MacTavish, or whatever his name is. Then whenever I play with Americans, usually 80% of the time, its like I'm playing the crappy Marine parts of the game, with everybody being that black guy that raps. Thats when I mute the person.

I've come across some Brits that I guess are the British equivalent of rednecks. I can't understand one word that they are saying. They are supposedly speaking English, but it registers as Jive.

"Did ya' see dat? ah' plum shot dat guy in de fuckin' 'haid. Dat moda' fucka' is wasted, man. Right On! 'Sup, dudes brains are all ova' de wall and shit. I'm audi-fivein' t'audi-five gots' some mayonnaise sandwich. "

Well, enough talking about CoD4, its time to go play it.

Jive translation from http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html



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godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 12:41
godkow
I must say, some of the best trash talking I have ever heard has come from Brits.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 13:00
Batthink
I often think of the movie Snatch when these guys go on a rant. I wonder what movies Brits think of when they come across a bunch of unruly Americans?

The beginning of The Way of the Gun? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_of_the_Gun
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 13:07
Chaosye
That is great trash talk.
I'm audi-fivein' t'audi-five gots' some mayonnaise sandwich.
I don't even know what that means!
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 13:10
savagesaladin
@Chaosye

"I'm going to go have a mayonnaise sandwhich"
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 13:30
stevephoenix
haha fucking ace. We brits are a civil race and calm but when drunk and/or provoked we'll put the cup of tea down get pissed and get loud and eager to kick fucking arse.

Although you seem to have come across what we affectionately label as wankers/chave/pikeys/tossers/inbred pieces of shit, you'll never understand them...don't try.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 14:06
Red TheHaze Veron
I usually think of those soccer bar guys from the movie 51st state (formula 51) whenever I came across unruly brits online. The funniest was when I met a group of American-hating brits, they curse at anything american to no end. It got annoying until I pointed out the fact that they were playing on an AMERICAN console told them to just go play PS3. A short silence ensued then one of them replied "but that's a japanese console".
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 14:10
pizzaface
"Did ya' see dat? ah' plum shot dat guy in de fuckin' 'haid. Dat moda' fucka' is wasted, man. Right On! 'Sup, dudes brains are all ova' de wall and shit. I'm audi-fivein' t'audi-five gots' some mayonnaise sandwich. "


I am going to say that every single game from now on.
FinalFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 14:50
FinalFist
I love rude british people. They are just so much mroe refined about it
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 15:22
Big Z
I just had a sudden thought of a room full of British people all having their monocles pop out at the exact same time during a round of Halo 3 on Xbox Live.
Perverted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 15:27
Perverted
I've never met fellow brits online...but I do meet American gamers...and it's very difficult to understand you, especially the south ones...you remind me of Cleetus the slack jawed yokel. I eventually suss out what your trying to say...But then you can never understand me either...I speak as slowly as possible...but still no luck....
I don't play Halo 3 so I don't hear the idiot 360 owners...so no fun....
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 16:52
Anus Mcphanus
Well at least chavs/townies are good for something! I think it has something to do with their fake Burberry caps cutting off blood to their already tiny brains and I hate to tell you that they sound the same when they are sober... pray to god you'll never meet one

Fact: "Chavs are part Magpie" says so in the urban dictionary lol

So anyone fancy a cuppa?
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2008 19:29
Eschatos
Those silly British. They just haven't been the same since the nukes dropped.
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