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Jack Thompson
A SAUCER OF SEMEN IS SLIGHTLY MORE TOLERABLE THAN JACK THOMPSON.
savagesaladin | 10:24 PM on 02.17.2008 13 comments


Why do people still listen to that douche? Don't news programs run background checks? Maybe type in "Jack" in Google to see what comes up? I really wish this used condom would just kill himself. He's a psycho. He hurts people after terrible incidents. Over and over again he does. He's disgusting. He calls himself an expert on school shootings. So that means hes really good at shooting up schools?

Wasn't this sperm dumpster getting disbarred? Whatever happened to that?

How does he even sleep??? As ugly as Jack Thompson is I would hate to see what his wife and child look like.

Whenever I see a pile of shit I think of Jack Thompson. Like, this morning, I walked out to get the newspaper and stepped into a warm pile of Jack Thompson. This evening I took a huge nut and crunch Jack Thompson with corn sprinkled on it. It took two flushes to take that fucker down. Just now I thought I was about to fart, but a little bit of Jack Thompson leaked out. Don't you hate that?

Whenever you see or hear about Jack Thompson, whats the first thing comes to mind?



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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 22:44
taumpytears
Dammit you are only making it look like he is right and all gamers and sociopaths. If we want to be taken seriously we must not be angry and go on a tirade like you just did. People will look for ways to demonize us and this is the perfect tool.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 22:46
savagesaladin
I'm sorry, making fun of JT is just so easy. Like pushing a cripple down a flight of stairs.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 22:48
king3vbo
Taumpy is right
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 22:48
taumpytears
That is exactly what I am talking about.
Snoopbob2006's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 22:52
Snoopbob2006
yeh

Both sides of the story are right in ways

Jack Thompson is a sellout out cock sucker

But saying stuff like you said there could be used against gamers without hesitation
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 23:02
Colette Bennett
lol. best cblog post title ever.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 23:08
Atlas
I have to say, I loled. Thank you for doing the community a service and a diservice at the same time. Funny, but at the cost of who?
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 23:13
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Disbarred, but not disowned. Use your words, Saladin - gaming is a medium that can only afford to be on the [i]defensive[/] right now. Same thing film had to go through with skeevy French porn.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 23:41
JRisJunior
its funny, but he keeps coming back because he's controversial. he makes news cuz hes so ridiculous. if it were anybody else, no one would care.

but his point is so drastic that it makes good TV.

otherwise he'd just be another pile of Jack Thompson you pick up with a plastic bag after your dog does its business.
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 00:25
nopk
Reaprar, what are you trying to say?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 14:12
007
^
See what I mean?
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