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Current games i am playing: Dragon Age Origins, Zelda Spirit Tracks, Shadow Complex, Splosion Man, and some Modern Warfare 2. As of 01/01/10

Favorite Game : Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Continues to change as I go along).

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Favorite Fighting Games: Street Fighter. Super Smash Brothers (All 3). Soul Calibur.

Favorite Platform Shooters: Nearly Every Mega Man Game Ever. Contra. Metal Slug.

Favorite RPGs : Final Fantasy 6. Earthbound. Chrono Trigger. Final Fantasy 7. Star Wars KOTOR.

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Ryu's Retro Rage Roundup 1-0
ryu89 | 5:05 PM on 09.01.2010 24 comments




I've been on Destructoid for quite a while now. I like to think I used to be pretty well known, but possibly not as much within the last half a year or so. I became one of THOSE GUYS who think, "man the cblogs sure are terrible, people should write more interesting stuff" but then doesn't do anything about.

So here's me finally doing something about it. Welcome to Ryu's Retro Rage Roundup. In short, I play either frustratingly bad games, or impossibly hard games. Then on a semi regular basis I will update you on the game as I play it, and try to add insight on whether or not the game is actually terrible or hard.

Because I'm letting YOU CHOOSE THE GAMES DESTUCTOID!

Yeah I must be a total masochist, but if I'm gonna make this any fun and also not have to think about what game to play each time cause I'm lazy, I'm going to allow you to choose what games I play and talk about.

I guess you guys could also play along at home, but honestly why the hell would you want to.

RULE TIME

You will name 2 games. One game is your suggestion. There is no need to suggest a game already suggested. If somehow you suggest a game at the same time as someone else, the person who's post went in after is allowed to change their suggestion.

One Game is a vote. The game you suggest does NOT count towards a vote total. I suggest you wait to see how voting goes or the other games people suggest before you vote on a game.

EACH PERSON IS LIMITED TO ONE SUGGESTION, AND ONE VOTE.

321GoCast hosts get double voting power. Why? Because they'll have more fun seeing me suffer since they know me better. Trust me on this. Hosts include JohnnyViral, Analoge, Tactix, Crocbox, Cataract, and just for the hell of it King3vb0 and Stella Wong even though they aren't really hosts. HOSTS CAN ONLY VOTE FOR ONE GAME TWICE, NOT FOR TWO GAMES ONCE.

Every wednesday night I will put up a thread. This thread will be where you put in your suggestions. This current thread is the first thread but please read the rest of the rules before posting your suggestions.

Every new post will have a specific console and whether or not I want a hard game or a bad game. OR BOTH.



THIS WEEK: YOUR CONSOLE CHOICE IS THE NES.

I WANT A HARD GAME.

Ryu's Suggestion: I bet you're all going to make me play some form of battletoads eventually, so why not get it out of the way. No need to listen to me though. Yes this counts as a suggestion, but I will not allow myself to count as a vote. That just wouldnt be fair.

I want to move this to the modern era eventually, but acquiring modern games is expensive. So don't expect me to be playing Demon's Souls any time soon.

Anyways, hopefully these won't be as ramble-filled as it is now since I won't explain the concept in so much detail every time.

Starting from when this post goes up, you have until 10 PM EST tomorrow, that's September the 2nd, to get your suggestion and votes in.

Remember, it must be a game for the NES, and you must consider it to be HARD, but not necessarily BAD.

We'll get to those types of games eventually.



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Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:40
Occams electric toothbrush
Your rules confuse my tiny lizard brain.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:45
Analoge
My vote goes to Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom (I'm being for serious)
My suggestion is... Umm... Simon's Quest WITHOUT A GUIDE!

Also: Shamelessly self-fapped. You dirty boy, you.
DimmuJed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:48
DimmuJed
Vote: Uforia
Suggestion: McKids
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:50
Occams electric toothbrush
Ok, let's try this.

Vote: Battletoads
Suggestion: Clash at Demonhead
GoggleKnocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:52
GoggleKnocker
So if I follow this right... the first game is like a nomination? Then the second is a vote for somebody else's nomination?

If so my nomination goes for the unplayable Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I own that game and I am pretty sure it is literally unbeatable.

My second vote goes for... um... Simon's Quest?
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:52
rexwolf2
Suggestion: 3d world runner
Vote: battletoads!
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 17:58
ryu89
OK for you dumb people.

Suggestion: Get people talking about games, does not count as vote.

Vote: counts as vote.

You get one of each.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 18:43
Mr Andy Dixon
So, first you insult the Cblogs as being terrible, then call those of us who don't understand your rules dumb?

Alright, I'll play.

Suggestion: Yaris
Vote: Battletoads
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 18:45
Mr Andy Dixon
Apparently I should learn to read.

Suggestion: Ikari Warriors
Vote: Battletoads
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 22:56
vApathyv
Hmm...yeah, sure. I like the abuse, keep calling me dumb.

I vote Simon's Quest, without the use of a guide or help from the internet.

As for suggestions though, I suggest...umm...Mega Man 3. Because nobody's mentioned the Blue Bomber yet.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 08:49
Jonathan Holmes
Suggestion: Section Z
Vote: Battletoads.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 09:05
Bulkmailer
Suggestion: Rad Gravity
Vote: Battletoads, I guess heh.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 09:18
Occams electric toothbrush
@ryu89: I'm not dumb, I just have a tiny lizard brain. That means I have trouble processing more complex thoughts but it also means that I can and would eat you to survive.

/balance
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 09:27
Pangloss
Vote: Battletoads, because let's just get that out of the way.
Suggestion: Motherfucking Contra, no Game Genie, No Konami Code, No ANYTHING Code, Final Goddamned Destination. (also no spread gun, for laffs)
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 11:07
Jesse Cortez
Suggestion: Bart Simpson vs. the Space Mutants

Vote: Ninja Gaiden! (Cause I already beat it :D)
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 11:21
fetusmilk
suggestion : dr. chaos
vote : section z
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 12:57
Guagloves
Suggestion: Ghosts N Goblins
Vote: Contra
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 13:54
Char Aznable
Suggestion: simplify this process
walrusmustdash's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 14:46
walrusmustdash
Suggestion: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NOT the arcade game!)

Vote: Battletoads. I just watched a video of someone speedrun their way through Battlemaniacs for the SNES, and there's no way I'd want anyone to subject themselves to that shit. If you've got to tangle with this bastard, get it out of the way now before it has time to get stronger.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 17:25
Mr Andy Dixon
Hahahahahahahahaha @ Char!
DrButler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 23:57
DrButler
R-Type
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2010 15:15
Cataract
What Char said. Fuck your stupid system.

Also, fuck the people saying Battletoads. You wanna play a real mans rage game? Play Silver Surfer.
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