10. Bowser

Bowser is the essential, classic bad-guy. He's big, strong, tyrannical, a princess snatcher and reptilian. So why is he last? Because he never wins, and in-fact sometimes helps out Mario, even when not for his own game. Also, playing go-karts and tennis and baseball and many other assorted sports and activities with the hero, that's a big no-no.

9. Dr. Robotnik

Ok, so he's not that much better then Bowser, but I'm a Sonic whore. Just be glad he's not number 1 because of that. The Doctor is the type two classic. He's and evil genius who wants world domination. But why is he on this list instead of Dr. Wily? Because Eggman is a douche. He uses the sweet innocent little forest animals to help him in this evilness and "that's no good"

8. King DeDeDe

How did DeDeDe, a cute blue penguin who hardly is as much as a villain as he is a nuisance beat two of the most recognizable villains in gaming? Because of his evil plan, steal all the food in his kingdom, from everybody just to eat more. He is greedy and a glutton and has a badass hammer, so why still low on the list? Like I said before, he is cute; and not as much as a villain as he used to be, now acting more as Kirby's friend.

7. Ganondorf/Ganon

The lord of evil is number 7 on this list. He's an all powerful dark wizard who is in possession of the Tri-force of power and will not let anything get in the way of capturing the other two pieces to have complete world domination. So why so low? Because it's part of his destiny to lose. He never even has a chance. Whenever he is close to finally winning, Link comes and kicks his ass. When it's your destiny to not win, give up and move on.

6. Glados

Glados is on this list because she is in control of the game for almost 90% of the entire time you play. She has trapped you in her tummy and has her entire factory conspired against you. An army made of acid, and automatic turrets. Her only goal is to kill you, really because she has nothing better to do. She does it to everyone. Also, she is probably the funniest villain here, and that's a plus.

5. Dracula

Castlevania took a monster that has already scared people for hundreds of years, and made him a god. Not only does he has all this god like power to control and wield, his only goal is to use all that power to exterminate you and your family.He has a personal vendetta against you and will use all that god like vampire power to kill you. With the Castlevania series being as hard as it is too, not dieing is hard.

4. Kefka

First of all...FUCK SEPHEROTH (who doesn't deserve the respect of a properly spelled name!)!!!!!!!
Kefka makes it on this list because he is cynical and has no regard for human life, or just anything. He is the Joker (from Batman) of Final Fantasy and that sums it up. Also, that laugh of his is is eerily familiar to that of the Duck Hunt dog, and that ups his villain level by that much.

3. Gygas.

This alien from Earthbound is just too creepy not to be on this list. He is just a chaotic mass of evil and that is just plain creepy. He is the embodiment of evil! He is so evil that his body can't contain him! He was in fact made from Earthbound's creators horrible memory of a scary movie he watched when he was young. Plus "Nessssss" gives me shivers.
Yet, he is also a tragic figure...a villain who can make you cry and soil yourself deserves higher on this list, but he get's beaten by...

2. Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson is in-fact a villain, and probably the hardest of video-game history. He is the final boss of the game and compared to Little Mac, he is a dinosaur. One hit from him and you are down and out. You have a 1 in a Gogol odd against him in the ring.

1. Ridley/ Meta Ridley

Ridley tops off this list at number 1. Why?
1. He is completely ruthless. He has killed entire planets before without regret.
2. He is a fucking DRAGON!
3. He killed everyone on both your home planets.
4. He wants to finish the job, and that means killing you.
5. He always comes back.
6. Has and army.
7. Is as smart as he is cool looking.
8. He is a Dragon.
The only thing that would have made him cooler is if he was a pirate.
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Yeah, I like top #'s lists, but I'm not a one trick pony, expect more blogs from me with different things...whenever I get to it.