This will always be the best Christmas ever for me because the boy to girl ratio in my house is leveling off. On December 23 my wife gave birth to our first baby boy!
After two girls already its about time I have someone to teach farting and belching to (pooping and peeing all over, he's got that down).
The miracle of life is so beautiful. Starting out as basically a bean
to coming out fully formed (and pretty good looking in a Wild outfit)
is absolutely one of the best things in life.....
until I saw this. Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit to you, the reader, empirical proof that I may have a hand in the apocalypse...
That's right, we gave birth to the Punisher. Yes the pic is a little hard to see but its there. Right there.....BEHIND YOU!!!!!!