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Why Sakura Will Kick Your Ass
robotbebop \| 12:22 AM on 01.24.2009	20 comments

This is why I'm excited for Street Fighter IV, because Sakura will be in it. I probably do the best with Sakura in Street Fighter Alpha 3, not that I'm a pro or anything.

She has the best combination of reach and speed in my opinion. And unwitting opponents will be distracted by her skirt and tight underwear. The fools.

I'm not a pro, but one way or another I will kick your ass. I will kick your ass with a japanese school girl. It may take me a few tries but when I do kick your ass you will be the guy that got his ass kicked by a schoolgirl. A fucking school girl.

How does one go home to their wife and kids after that? More importantly, how does M. Bison go back to leading his global network of terrorists and organized crime after being destroyed by some 15 year old girl?

You just fucking don't, because you got your ass kicked by a schoolgirl.

It doesn't matter what you say about a grown man playing a schoolgirl. Not to me at any rate. I'm comfortable with myself, and I'm comfortable kicking ass with a japanese school girl.

Now, undeserved cockiness aside. I just like playing with Sakura, she's fun and she plays to my sensibilities in Street Fighter.

I can't express enough how excited I am for this game. I've been playing so much SFIII, SFA3 and SFII remix that it's insane.

BONUS : What controller should I get? A stick or a pad? Which do you, the reader, prefer?

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

HeavyD

Damn it man! Get a stick! A nice one. But not too expensive.

s0lesurviv0r

When it comes to schoolgirl fighters I always have to go with Athena. Still love playing Sakura in SF though.

As for sticks the new SFIV arcade stick (cheaper non-tourney version) sounds like a good one, it can even be modded without soldering if you're interested in that.

Lightthrower

Nice blog :-). I'm sad that Karin isn't in SF4 since she's Sakura's best friend :-(

Aziel13

a stick of doom

Paul Soth

In CvS2 when I play Sakura and get my opponent in a hold, I count off the five crunches with my fingers and with the last hit I do an elbow thrust.

Really, try it.

Cough

15 years old? She should be like... 30 now!

And my schoolgirl of choice is Asuka, from Tekken.

Kyousuke Nanbu

Those aren't Panties, those are bloomers, its the the traditional uniform for japanese girls in Japan when they take phys ed.

But I approve of your Sakura love.

RAB

they look like panties to me.

chun li all day, baby.

robotbebop

@s0lesurviv0r: When I play KoF on my NOT mame install I typically play as either Terry Bogard or Athena as well :)

Creamsnake

Just please don't get the pad. I don't care how good people say it is. It still has the same chunky-ass circular d-pad as the 360 controller.

Sakura is technically in her early 20's now... not that that changes anything.

s0lesurviv0r

There's always the NeoGeo pad, it has a little thumbstick (if you've ever played the Neo Geo Pocket Color or Neo Geo CD, you might know what I'm talking about). It's kinda the middle road.

TheCleaningGuy

@S0LESURVIVOR:
I love the pad on my Neo Geo CD. It's fantastic for Last Blade 2!

Jonathan Holmes

I'm with Lightthrower. I hope SFIV will have enough expansions that eventually Karin will be in the game. Right now SFIV has fewer characters than most of my favorite SF games, which is sort of a bummer.

But it does have Dan, which is nice.

Shin Oni

SFIV needs more Karin. Yes...really.

if Ryu and Ken have their rivals, Sakura isn't complete now without her friend/Rival Karin.

Steel Squirrel

SFIV needs Makoto from SFIII. She may not flash panties, but she is awesome.

ZServ

god sakura's hawt.

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