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A Chronicle Of Beyamor : PAX Prime 2010
robotbebop | 1:26 PM on 09.11.2010 9 comments


Turns out the iPhone was a crappy idea. So I've carefully (not really) photoshopped Beyamor into all the pics that required it. I also didn't end up taking nearly as many pics of Beyamor's avatar as I would've liked. Sorry!

Ah, PAX. That glorious time of year. A Mecca For Nerds as I've heard it described. Such a horrible fate to befall those who cannot attend!

Fortunately there are those who can attend PAX from beyond the aether via their online representations, Avatars if you will. A few good men and women have begun to adopt these avatars, facilitating attendance.

What follows is a chronicle of one's journey.


Beyamor DJ'ing while waiting for the Greyhound in Bellingham


Shortly after arrival he demanded to go to Gameworx. I tried to explain that he was unable to actually play any games, but he was being so stubborn.

After a few drinks we met up with the rest of Destructoid!


Beyamor told Jim that Rush sucked and that there was a Ghost Of A Chance that he might be bias. Jim was less than impressed, but otherwise posed for the picture.


While waiting for the Dtoid Live panel with Dexter345 we were greeted by Elsa and Mongoose.


But Beyamor's avatar said something wildly inappropriate and scared everybody away.


After the group photo we went to the Cheesecake Factory for lunch with ScottyG, bushofghosts, Icarus, Random Hamza, theGoldenAvatar and Half Left. The warm glow of Beyamor's digital prison soon attracted the attention of a stuffed lobster. There was nothing to fear, but Beymor was concerned none the less.


After lunch I did a run through of the show floor. We finished the day with a few beers at the Daily Grill.

Later that night...


Suiterday!


However, Beyamor was still feeling a bit bad about his horrible statements earlier, but then...


... Elsa and Mongoose's made nice with Beyamor

It was shortly after this point that Beyamor's avatar entered a trance like catatonic state. Completely satisfied with his time at PAX he disconnected his consciousness from the device and dispersed among the crowd. (or, just a really fluffy way of saying I didn't get a chance to take any more pics of him.)



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 14:31
Elsa
But Beyamor's avatar said something wildly inappropriate and scared everybody away. - I actually laughed out loud at that line!!

I'm so glad you also got a pic of Beyamor with the famous lobster... that lobster was a party animal!!
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 17:12
Beyamor
Good lord, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty. I really don't know how to thank you enough. I'm not trying to exaggerate with that, I honestly don't have the words.

I will clarify though that this cloud wasn't satisfied. He was stratusfied. Thank you and good night!
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 17:35
rexwolf2
Hurrah for the black DS Lite! What games were in the slots?
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 18:02
Mr Andy Dixon
This is the funniest thing I've ever fucking read.

And yes, I read while fucking.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 18:16
Sean Carey
That's a fine example of the power of cloud computing. FAPPED!
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 18:20
robotbebop
@rexwolf FFVI GBA and FFIV DS
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2010 19:14
Nihil
"I will clarify though that this cloud wasn't satisfied. He was stratusfied. Thank you and good night!"

Is this what my avatar had to deal with while it was there?



Thank buddha there were drinks to be had...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2010 00:03
Jim Sterling
I cannot for the life of me remember why I look so miserable in that picture.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2010 01:17
robotbebop
@Jim I think I remember you being completely confused as to what exactly I was trying to explain. Either way it made for a great picture :3
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